h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

there's no harm in paying for it, some ladies are very good at their job. the 2 occasions I've paid, I recieved full value for money and went away feeling very happy with life. sex produces serotonin, the body's happy chemical. a quick w**k will create some of it, but a good healthy f**k will send you away feeling great.
So have sex, it's not a crime. and your paying someone else's bills, it's a vital function to allow economic diversity. it's darn good for stress or whatever ails ya as well!