A Conversation for The Potato Army HQ
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The Ruined Potato Fields
tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Started conversation Oct 19, 2001
*tuc wonders out in to the desolation before him. Once here was planted a thriving potato field now all that is left are a few scattered potatos. The gound has been churned up in a disturbing way. Tuc searches for clues as to who could be responsible for such a crime.
Finnally he finds a multi coloured striped stocking, he falls to his knees, holds the stocking a loft and screams*
AUNTI EDITH I SWEAR I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Oct 19, 2001
*walk on to potato field*
We're are just going to have to find a potato farmer.
Snowman 
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted Oct 19, 2001
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *laughs evily*
You needn't think you can defeat me you pair of scum bag potato lovers. I will rid this land of all potatos and there is nothing you can do about it HA HA HA HA
*speeds away on a pair of moterized multi coloured stockings as she passes tuc she grabs the stocking he is holding*
Thankyou!
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Oct 19, 2001
Is this sibling rivalry? 
Snowman
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tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Oct 19, 2001
I HAVE DISOWNED HER SHE IS NO SISTER OF MINE SHE WILL DIE FOR WHAT SHE HAS DONE TO MY BELOVED POTATOS 
There will be no mash tonight
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Oct 19, 2001
Are you sure you're alright 
Snowman
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tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Oct 24, 2001
They're better boiled anyway
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tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Dec 12, 2001
*tuc starts to replant the destroyed potato field after some time he sands back to survey his work*
AHH grow my lovies grow
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Dec 12, 2001
~walks in and changes name~ Thats better. 
~erects sign saying 'tuc: replanter of potato field, December 12th 2001'
Well done tuc heres a 
to celebrate.
Snowman
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tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Dec 13, 2001
A toast to many a potato growing, *raises his glass of
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Dec 14, 2001
Yes a piece of likely toasted bread. 
Snowman
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Dec 15, 2001
or jam...
Snowman
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 17, 2001
*lurks in the bushes, taking notes...um...well, he IS having a little trouble spelling December... and Replanted...and,well, Heck!
He'll just remember everything! He's got a mind like a steel trap!
Tosses notebook aside in disgust, sneaks off...*
*Notebook lays neglected on the ground. Inside are what looks like a child's scribbling and a picture of a baby potato being scewered on a roasting spit.
*
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tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page Posted Dec 20, 2001
*Tuc hears a noise from the nerby bushes*
Did you hear that?
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 20, 2001
comes out of the bushes, with a sheepish grin.
Looks like we is on the same side now. says we can eat baby potatoes, if we let most of them grow up. So we ain't gonna raid yer crops.*offers Tuc a glass of moonshine*
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The Ruined Potato Fields
- 1: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Oct 19, 2001)
- 2: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Oct 19, 2001)
- 3: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (Oct 19, 2001)
- 4: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Oct 19, 2001)
- 5: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Oct 19, 2001)
- 6: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Oct 19, 2001)
- 7: Floh Fortuneswell (Oct 20, 2001)
- 8: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Oct 24, 2001)
- 9: Floh Fortuneswell (Oct 24, 2001)
- 10: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Dec 12, 2001)
- 11: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Dec 12, 2001)
- 12: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 12, 2001)
- 13: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Dec 13, 2001)
- 14: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 14, 2001)
- 15: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Dec 14, 2001)
- 16: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 15, 2001)
- 17: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Dec 15, 2001)
- 18: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 17, 2001)
- 19: tuc fortuneswell, Dax is updating his page (Dec 20, 2001)
- 20: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 20, 2001)
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