h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh god, not smiley requests. Leave me out of it!

well atleast call on your fan club!
Lord Preston OMFC

Mark, when you have seen all those countries, you might ask for a smiley yourself.

ooh that reminds me. are you gonna be writing a guide to the countries you visit for us?
Lord Preston OMFC

Lord Preston, your wish is my command. I've posted to your guestbook - nice one!

cheers my good man. hope it didn't take to much of your time!
Lord Preston OMFC

Always happy to help!

The man always was there,
To help the new and old alike,
He would tell them how, when, where,
But at meets he shyed from the mic,
His goaty grew to a beard,
As his reputation swelled,
His street cred could not be smeared,
Even though some say he smelled!
His image will stay in our minds,
Clever like a rat, built like an oxen,
He's the only one who could of got us this far,
He is the one MARK MOXON

Lord Preston OMFC

Very nice. But all I want to know is, who said I smelled?

source's are, i'm afraid, anonomous. but apparently they are standing write behind you now... dont look, you'll scare them away, keep very still... dont move a mucel... now when i say, swivel on your chair as fast as possible in a clockwise motion, sticking out your right leg as far as you can....
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Lord Preston OMFC

Bloody hell! The Invisible Man thinks I smell!

Mark, a "wisp-beard loon" sounds very dangerous in harmless way!

I think "Mark Moxon" sounds more dangerous than "wisp-beard loon"

Ah well, it's different again now. Check out the DNA Hub!

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Hey Mark,

~Enjoy your trip in Africa, I'll be delighted to read what your book has to say when you publish it. Before you go, watch the movie "The Gods must be crazy" if you can. It takes place in Africa and is quite humorous. Either way I wish you the best and wear leather boots to protect yourself from the snakes

hey do we have a snake smiley?
... hmmm,
Lord Preston OMFC

<~~~~~ Snake smiley !!! well this will have to do for now

Lord Preston, do you think Mark Moxon will get to read this or should I post this on his "Message Centre"?

he's beenc hecking in regualy, but i dunno, this seems of vast importants maybe you should make sure he gets it!

if you do be sure to say that i say hi hehe,
Lord Preston OMFC

Only a couple of days left, and I think I'll open another cask and put some more coal on the BBQ...

Still got a whole week next week to get through...

I seem to have delegated my entire job!