h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

People just give me things like that. I think they assume I don't already have one and they feel sorry for me!

I'm the same with decorating. In the time I haven't finished painting my lounge my oldest sister has decorated the house twice and had an extension built. As I pointed out to her, it's becasue I have a life!

Yeah, that's the best way to put them down. Tell them that you're incrediblly busy doing worthwhile, fun, exciting and fullfilling things with your life er.. like er.. chatting on here all night...

If you asked me what the most insulting gift would be then I would have said the hoover .

Is there anything more worthwhile, fun,interesting and fulfilling than talking to me?

Ok, I'll let you win that one!

But I'll make you pay later!

P.S. I'm ignoring all comments about the fridge and weight etc! That conversation is not going to happen unless I van lie through my teeth (or through my keyboard and hundreds of miles of cabling actually!)

Oh, well, I've been enjoying out chats on here . So maybe we can agree to draw on that one! But before that, tell me, how exactly would you make me pay .

(consider weight/fridge ignored!)

By answereing all the sites you have ongoing conversations on - It's bad when you have too many conversations going at once as you start running in circles!

Other ways of making you pay will be considered and e-mailed later!

Well, you can see how much work I got done today at work by all the conversations I'm in! If this site gets any busier I'm in REAL trouble!

Ooh Now I can't wait for that mail!

This site is so quick tonight it can only mean one of two things:

1. They've created a server just for us!

2. Everyone else has better things to do on a Friday night!

Hehe well, they've made some changes to the forums, but I'm thinking it's just you and me tonight! It certainly seems rather nice and speedy! just hope it stays like this! Surely there can't be anything better than this!

Well I can't think of anything yet but that might appear in a e-mail later as well!

Coo This email for later is getting more hype than the new star wars movie! I can't wait

I know. Trouble is my brain has packed up for the night so I haven't thought about what to write yet. Might have to get the italian dictionary out and make the conversation more interesting because you'll have to guess what I'm saying!

Sounds like an intersting game! . Err.. are we *wildly* off topic in these conversations now or what! . Get yourself another drink... and not one from the Great Gonzo!

Yeah I wonder how amused Benjymous is at our using his user page to chat?

Don't mind if I do and have one yourself!

Well, it'll give him something to laugh at I guess! Or get totally confused about! More than likely the latter! They could really do with a chat room arangement on here! Still - we're giving the forums a bit of a thrashing so we can just say we were "testing" them .

Do you think they'll banish us if we keep on like this? I think we should aim to get one of our pages onto the 5 most visited!

I think we'll be *very* banished if we keep on like this. Although it seems Benjomouse is on our side for a chat area . I'm sure they'd rather see their system being used than not . and if after tonight there system is still running then they'll be rather happy about that!

I wonder how many people will read our articles now we are on that list. It must have increased the chances of non-rejection!

Or increased the risk of getting banned for abusing the system! They'll get flooded with complaints now! Just you wait and see!

I believe in fame at any price!

*any price*? Ooh! I think we'll get a reputation... I hope we're not breaking any of those terms and conditions!