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The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1021

Feeshkiwiman

does anyone else think we have had too many smiley - stiffdrink s and smiley - bubbly s to drink?


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1022

Tally

Not at all!


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1023

Smilodon

*Cold wind blows open door*
*Slide in, enclosed in ice-block*
*note stuck to ice-block reads:- "I said I would! Thaw me out in 1,000 years, when someone wants me!"


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1024

Tally



Someone wants u....I thinbk its the hand under the bar!


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1025

Smilodon

Has 1,000 years passed already? Hasn't changed much.And how come you're all still here?


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1026

Tally

Well....I'm a vampire and Laura's a robot and Feesh is ....well.erm....feesh!!!!!


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1027

Smilodon

I thought the future'd be better than this!


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1028

Tally

Well sorry if we're not good enuf 4 u!!! Have several smiley - stiffdrinks on me!!!! Get drunk then say we're not nice to u......Hey barman put Smilodons drinks on my tab!


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1029

Smilodon

Oh, you'se lot are alright! Its just the fact that drinks still cost money that makes it bad


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Post 1030

Tally

Hello.....drinks cost??? Little tip put it all on tab.....then never pay it!!!!!


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1031

Smilodon

Oh, OK!


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1032

Feeshkiwiman

And if u get called in by a lawyer to pay your tab.. just call me i am the richest feesh on the planet and i can pay ur bill any time..... in fact i have just bought this bar, in fact i have just bought the entire universe, i am sooooooooooo rich... hehehe now you are all subject to me.. hehehehahahahohohohohohohoho ... ok.. maybe i will have to be a tad less evil ... but i am still MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!! which means i must be He-man.... yeuch!!! anyone want to buy a universe??


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Post 1033

Smilodon

The universe is still evil? After 1,000 years? I might just freeze myself again...this could get tedious...


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1034

Cybercat

Strange things are happening


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1035

Smilodon

Read the backlog, its quite funny


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Post 1036

Cybercat

Ok


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1037

Tally

Welcome all....



Ittsssss a lovleeeeee dayyyy


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1038

Cybercat

Mmmmmm
*Takes a big jug of smiley - bubbly and downs it
*Subseqently falls over and hiccups as bubbles come out of my mouth


The BAR, place of death, vampires and green gooey people

Post 1039

Smilodon

No its not, its cold and rainy. Would have thought 1,000 years would be enough to get the weather to warm up....


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Post 1040

Cybercat

*Gets up off the floor and sways around
Well in the future there is no weather we all live in glass tunnels


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