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BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6641

Smilodon

sorry, I always spell that wrong

*leaps at barman again


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6642

Tally

*The leap turns into an hilarious belly flop as his back foot slips before it leaves the ground, leaving Smilo face down, slowly drowning, in a cocktail of alcohol

*Tally lights a match and laughs manically

MHAA HAA HA!!!

Can you guess what happens next?


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6643

Smilodon

I catch fire?


*screams


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6644

Tally

No........ I slowly remove a cigarette from the infinite depths of my cloak, and raise my lighter.........

KABOOM!!!!!

*alcohol fumes and smoking, definately not good for your health

*slowly falls over backwards whilst watching a very blacked smilo continue to drown in the newly formed fireball of the bar...

Whoops?


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6645

Smilodon

*bubble


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6646

Tally

vvvvveeeerrrryyyyy imaginative.... I must say.....NOT!


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6647

Smilodon

ooo...Is that sarcasm I hear...?


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6648

Tally

Idon't know how you can hear anything when ur ears are full of alcohol, and slightly singed, and still smoking!


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6649

Smilodon

mweow...
*bats at ears to extinuish them


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6650

Tally

It's all right, their now black and charred like the rest of us......

We can only hope that a clean up and rescue team arrives soon....

*sirens can be heard in the distance..... slowly rising in volume.


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6651

Smilodon

ah good


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6652

Tally

*a screech of brakes........ a smash of cars colliding with fire engines, the screams of passer-bys as the engine careers of the road ripping the frontage off the bar...... the alcohol slowly drains away, exposing a very bedraggled, blackened and unimpressed Tally standing above a soggy, singed smilo as the pedestrians outside gawp at us in utter disbelief, then with a sudden flash of realisation Tally crumbles to dust due to exposure to sunlight.

Hell what a mess I can get everyone into, no help from anyone of course, I just wish someone would take some action and save the day! Ok just the bar will do..... and me of course..... we wouldn't be where we are now if it wasn't for me! OK you've got a point..... no need to rescue me...... i'll just lie around here for a few decades and sulk...... I tell you there's nothing more un-nerving than disembodied sulking!


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6653

Smilodon

*crawls over to puddle and dip in singed aers


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6654

Tally

oh right, only thinking about yourself...... typical.....

*sulk*


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6655

Smilodon

*pass out


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6656

Tally

see what I mean!


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6657

Smilodon

*glug


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6658

Tally

We need a hero to come and rescue us.... and save the day, I mean bar!


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6659

Smilodon

*slowly drowning


BEHOLD - It's Mallory's one and only SERIOUS topic!!

Post 6660

Tally

Well I cant do anything about it! I'm just a disembodied voice at this moment in time!


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