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Smilodon Posted May 8, 2003
sorry, I always spell that wrong
*leaps at barman again
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Tally Posted May 9, 2003
*The leap turns into an hilarious belly flop as his back foot slips before it leaves the ground, leaving Smilo face down, slowly drowning, in a cocktail of alcohol
*Tally lights a match and laughs manically
MHAA HAA HA!!!
Can you guess what happens next?
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Smilodon Posted May 12, 2003
I catch fire?
*screams
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Tally Posted May 13, 2003
No........ I slowly remove a cigarette from the infinite depths of my cloak, and raise my lighter.........
KABOOM!!!!!
*alcohol fumes and smoking, definately not good for your health
*slowly falls over backwards whilst watching a very blacked smilo continue to drown in the newly formed fireball of the bar...
Whoops?
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Tally Posted May 14, 2003
vvvvveeeerrrryyyyy imaginative.... I must say.....NOT!
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Smilodon Posted May 15, 2003
ooo...Is that sarcasm I hear...?
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Tally Posted May 15, 2003
Idon't know how you can hear anything when ur ears are full of alcohol, and slightly singed, and still smoking!
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Smilodon Posted May 16, 2003
mweow...
*bats at ears to extinuish them
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Tally Posted May 16, 2003
It's all right, their now black and charred like the rest of us......
We can only hope that a clean up and rescue team arrives soon....
*sirens can be heard in the distance..... slowly rising in volume.
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Tally Posted May 21, 2003
*a screech of brakes........ a smash of cars colliding with fire engines, the screams of passer-bys as the engine careers of the road ripping the frontage off the bar...... the alcohol slowly drains away, exposing a very bedraggled, blackened and unimpressed Tally standing above a soggy, singed smilo as the pedestrians outside gawp at us in utter disbelief, then with a sudden flash of realisation Tally crumbles to dust due to exposure to sunlight.
Hell what a mess I can get everyone into, no help from anyone of course, I just wish someone would take some action and save the day! Ok just the bar will do..... and me of course..... we wouldn't be where we are now if it wasn't for me! OK you've got a point..... no need to rescue me...... i'll just lie around here for a few decades and sulk...... I tell you there's nothing more un-nerving than disembodied sulking!
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Smilodon Posted May 22, 2003
*crawls over to puddle and dip in singed aers
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Tally Posted May 22, 2003
oh right, only thinking about yourself...... typical.....
*sulk*
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Tally Posted May 23, 2003
We need a hero to come and rescue us.... and save the day, I mean bar!
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Tally Posted May 23, 2003
Well I cant do anything about it! I'm just a disembodied voice at this moment in time!
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