h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... here, please!
*tips*

*wanders in*

Here's the first lot! More tomorrow.

*starts putting boxes on table*

*unpacks boxes*

Lessee...cheesecakes of various flavours, blackforest gateux, fruit cake, sponge cake, mini rolls,teacake, eccles cakes, doughnuts, danishes, batenburg... and the piéce de résistance...

*places five-tiered cake with ludicrous amounts of icing and marzipan on top*

Each layer is different... there's chocolate, plain sponge, fruit, cheesecake and lemon.

Howzat?

* can't speak with mouth watered *

OK, I've set up a rather large store-room full of almost all the sweets the H2G2S2 has, and soon I'll try and get a wormhole from here to the store-room so everyone can get there easily and without realising it.

¦M¦

Why not just let me open the cupboard in here and into the storeroom?

Please no s in the kitchen, unless they're meant to be eaten!

That's quite intelligent. (Why didn't I think of that? ) Go ahead.

¦M¦

*opens cupboard*

*opens other door into http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A362882

(Hope that's right)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, *QUITE*?

*a noise is heard from outside...*

Uff!!! Can someone tell me where to put all those things???

*Kasia rushes in, carrying food and drinks from Crossed Purposes*

Here we go

I brought my fresh home made apple, oysters, Pam's crab cakes, veggi lasagna, , a special polish cheese, as well as lots of other yummy things.

Here are the drinks: Weiss - of course, different and , vine and several things for mixing drinks as Caipirinha, Margeritta, Pina Colada, PGGB and maaaaaany others!

Where shall I put them in? to the bar or what?

OK, OK, sorry, I meant VERY intelligent.

¦M¦

Thanks Kasia!
Just leave it all here, that's fine! But go to the bar yourself!

*wanders in with today's delivery of *

I did the same as yesterday, but I also did some breads of various descriptions to help people drink more I always like to eat bread when I'm drinking.

I like the way you think, Sarge!

Whereas I like the way I drink