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Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 25, 2001
Ten sessions, not ten 
Monday through Thursday at one a day, Friday, Saturday and Sunday lunchtime and evening sessions = ten, sorted.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 25, 2001
I did it all in my head
A very good party trick. All I can do is lick my nose
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Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 25, 2001
A joke for you:
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I
have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first
room. In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a
sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle
this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 25, 2001
Returns from the bar staggering under the huge weight of drinks.
There are three or four for everyone, please take what you want:
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Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 25, 2001
So ottox what is the best thing that has happened to you on the guide in the past year?
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 25, 2001
Ah. I thought you were commenting on his ability to entertain, but got the names confused
Ooh, for me, please!
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Ottox Posted Aug 25, 2001
Yes, for Sarge until she starts licking her nose! 
The best thing that has happened for me? That I've met some wonderful persons here! 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Aug 25, 2001
Yeah
I'm not drunk enough yet, Ottox. I've not even started asking what day it is yet
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