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Report on Dentonite revolution in America.
Demosthenes (Irrefutable FooFighter, Fire loving Pyro, and general Psycopath. "I dun descriminate. I hate everyone eaqually.") Started conversation Oct 3, 2001
My scheduleless report:
*sips his 
*
For a good while now I have been promoting the dentonite way of life. I was exceptionally nonconformist at church the other evining (I attend on saturday evenings) by drinking tea instead of Cofee. By the next evining, my church had a small but strong dentonite sect working to change our way of life. My friends at school were rather suprised when I showed up friday wearing my flannel pajamas, and carrying a large cooler, or in this case, heater of tea, wich I drank through my classes, to the annoyance of my teachers. On monday morning, however, i spied several OTHER students coming to school in their pajamas, and, while they drank pepsi, i'm sure that if presented to them in stages, the dentonite way of life will take hold. I confronted my father and mother about their coffee addictions by showing them an article by a rather insane auther about coffee being carcenogenic. While nothing but a load of sh*te, it was able to convince them to switch to coffee. Not a bad first week, wouldn't you agree.
My hazy plans for the future:
While I would enjoy slow mornings, american culture disallows them. So I will make the tremendous sacrifice of flowing with their morning culture *shudders* so that I interact with them and therefor bring them into the dentonite way of life.
It will be a tough fight. But I will be able to relax at the end with many friends and much tea. As long as I stay focused on that big golden pot of I can make it through these coffee times. . .
*pours another cup of *
And if I fail, there's always the possibility of moving to england right?
Report on Dentonite revolution in America.
Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Oct 17, 2001
Well done that man.
I have a mission for you, which will earn you an additional if you succeed.
You mission, should you choose to accept it:
Go to a diner and persuade them to give you a bottomless cup of . During my last visit, the owners were happy to give me as much coffee as I liked, but only one cup of tea (if you could call it that) for my money.
Did you really go to school in your jammies? 
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