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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 6, 2001
it fairly makes my skin crawl. just like poor people, what?
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Busterbone Posted Oct 6, 2001
Poor people!!
Where??
*loads shotgun*
No trespassing, what!
A mans home is his castle and all that rot.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 8, 2001
i rather think God will choose not to dirty his hands with that riffraff, what?
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Busterbone Posted Oct 9, 2001
Riffraff!!
Where???
*shotgun goes off blowing hole in floor*
Damnable hair trigger, what!!!
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 10, 2001
Blighters got into my Club the other day; I was so surprised that I gave a start and me medals fell orf into my Gin and Tonic. Gave old Tonks the fright of his miserable life.
Haw Haw Haw Haw.
So I called the Head Waiter over, `Dash it all` I said to him and demanded an explanation of this absolutely extraordinary occurance. Chap had the affrontary to give me a smart reply - you just can`t get the staff these days, *tisk*. Do you know what he said ? The bounder said that the committee had just voted to turn the billiard room into a creche and that next year the, you know, the ...... blast it can`t bring myself to mention them, you know *whispers* the other lot .... you know .... `wimmin` .... will be allowed to join.
Well I just got very very very Drunk after that. Monty would be turning in his grave if he knew it had come to this.
Still, got to look on the bright side eh !
Pip Pip !
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 13, 2001
*its too late...earl heavy has copped it...he couldnt take the pace*
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Busterbone Posted Oct 13, 2001
Sometimes drinking until you are absolutely leglee is all a man can do, what!
For Queen and country.What!!
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 18, 2001
Splendid ...... but you ain`t seen me roight !
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Busterbone Posted Oct 19, 2001
Roight!!.
I say, who was that bounder who just bounded through here. He drank my gin and tonic. Dash it all!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 19, 2001
my favourite is definately 'who's the president? what year is this?'
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 20, 2001
Too many to name but my fave is Jesse - I got an Xmas card from a friend last year that just said `This season I will mostly be eating - Turkey` 
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Busterbone Posted Nov 1, 2001
Prozac!!
Thats not some sort of bally Rusky food is it?
When I was young we were given live maggots for dinner. And damn glad we were of it too!!
Young whippersnappers these days. Gorn soft as a chambermaids a**e!
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Nov 2, 2001
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