h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i say, what? this muse business is all a little OTT on the part of D, what, what?

Evening chaps!!

Welcome aboard Uncle Duddles, old chap.

Peregrine, glad to see you survived that smash. Rum business!!

I'll just be off and check out that Musehome bizzo.

Over and out.

its all gone for a burton, what?

You've got me Unk.

I don't have a clue what you'r saying

*whispers to Busterbone* I think this is a safe whajamacallit thread doo dah ~ you know walls have ears and all that. Anyhow be a good chap and have a gander over at Unc`s billet at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F42679?thread=140842. Bally Cats aren`t expecting us to try and deliver the bacon at the moment what ! Dastardly plot in progress but Mums the word eh ! Oh and do check out http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F19585?thread=100569&post=918870#p918870 (805) ... might help to improve the old banter what ! Pip Pip ! *heads orf again*

gone for a burton, you know old boy, flown west, gone topsidecopped it, died, what?

Quite ... gorn to the great aerodrome in the sky, dogfighting with the angels, bought the farm, paid his barbill, hung up his goggles, ran out of ammo .... you know, gorn for a Burton.

rather, what?

What!

What!?

Harrumph!

I say chaps, we`ve got a bit of a do on at the Musehome celebration and the balloon is about to go up there. Hoo-rah and top hole, what !

We ought to get back into the bally cats next orf and open up a second front. Here`s the lowdown on the plan.

I`m a colonial type and one of those new-fangled magic lantern talkies is now showing down at the Majestic called Cats vs Dogs ... I mean really. Quite.

It would seems that us top Dogs have been defending mankind for thousands of years from the Cats .... well tell me something I didn`t know, you know. The top cat is an absolute rotter called Mr Tinkles .... and I think that this bounder could well be in the Cathouse or the Natural History museum or anywhere. We could deploy our forces on an h2g2 wide cathunt ... go orf to threads and enquire if anyone has seen that absolute cad, Mr Tinkles, leave wanted posters on researchers u-spaces and more.

This might be a jolly jape, bit of a wheeze and all that and might get the war back up to speed.

Well chaps, the plans a blinder. Best thing I`ve seen since the relief of Mafeking. And all conceived without the slightest drop of the old grog.

Pass the port !

Pip Pip !

i say that does sound like a good idea, what? what about those jonny cats not following the kidnap crew...i rather think that isnt on. bally pacifists what?

Rum go that, what!

But they seem to have the hang of it now.

its splendid fun, what? i do like the mecha, what?

Dashed erratic swine that Mecha though, what!

yes, but thats hardly your fault, now is it?

You can never trust those machine johnnies, by jingo!

Probably the work of Johnny Foreigner, by crikey.

shoddy workmanship. bad wiring. its despicable, what?

I think I'll have my local member ask questions in the House. By Jingo, by Crikey, by Gum!!

I say just shoot them really, what? cant abide the taste of cold stell. well, hot lead, what?