h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

<This bunker is a couple hundred yards outside of the stadium. There are two ways to enter it, an underground tunnel from the Stadium and an armored hatch on top of the bunker. The Imperial Engineers have just completed construction of this bunker and are nearing completion of the R&D lab under it. At this moment you will find Yo ontop of the bunker with an RPG and LAV-1 Rocket Launcher blowing the crap out of a Hummer with Tellitubies and Beanie Babies all over it. More specifically he's destroying the stuffed animals and the Hummer just happens to be what's holding them up>

You seem to have a bit of hostility for the teletubbies and beanie babies there Yo.
*Pulls a RPG out of his coat and affixes it to the end of his pistol, taking sight on one of the toys he fires*

Although... It is strangly satisfying.

yes! look at that direct hit!

*Mystrunner flashes by at hypersonic speeds, scattering a line of thin, black powder behind him.*

I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!

*The black powder glows, flares brightly, and is suddenly gone, save for a pulsing line of light, which begins to spread in intricate patterns towards the center of the Stadium.*

(Arrives)

Hey Red! Watch this!





How do you like that?

What is he doing....?

< Before your very eyes you see the Hippie-turned-Biker jump into the Hummer and take off at high speed right towards the bunker>

(Pulls out an RCP-90 from somewhere in his cloak)


........


(wonders vaguely if those are real or not)

*As the Hummer turns to head straight for Yo, he sees that the hippie-turned-badguy is none other than Kudos, who had spent the last week or two on vacation on a tropical planet.*

I try to get a little rest, and someone yanks me off another planet just to shoot at me and get me all ed off again. What is the DEAL?!? Yo, you goin' DOWN, maaan...

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

(Fires wildly at the tires, manages to hit one)

Oy Jesus!