h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*yeah! hears the tale and does a little jig*

[Dylan struck Bobogaulout with his Spoon attack.]

*This is the story 'bout a man named Jedd, a mountaineer so poor he barely kept his fam'ly fed,....*

*This is the story 'bout a man named Jed, a mountaineer so poor he barely kept his fam'ly fed,....*

::Hits Dylan with another Bobo sphere which takes 1 hp away from, what a worthless creature should have, a total of 2 hp::

ha take that

[bookmark]

Okay, you asked for it,....

*Minos throws off his tatterred robes, now wearing his battle toga*

You need a good ol' fashioned STUMPED brawl, bobo.

*Minos draws his sword (now glowing red), and a few sticks of dynamite*

[Dylan] No, I have a maximum of 5,249 and a half HP, you noron! Now DON'T ESTABLISH ANY DEFINING CHARACTERISTICS OF ANY OF MY CHARACTERS, ESPECIALLY ME!!!

[The words "Limit Break" appear in rainbow-colored letters above Dylan's head]

[{Authory Blastbolt}]

[Dylan fires a beam of intensely powerful energy at Bobo. Then he walks away to purchase a throat lozenge for the pain that comes from shouting like that.]

[Dylan has left.]

*Laughing*

Bobo, I think it's time that you learned the Law Of Continuity.

::in very much pain and mersery but can still make up a single word::

ow

[Darth Corrigible enters from The Courtroom.]

[Darth Corrigible has arrived.]

[Corrigible] Whaaaazzzzzzuuuuuuppppp???????

[A knight in armor rushes in and hits Corrigible over the head with a rubber chicken.]

::uses an elixir::

there now I think I am ready to learn the laws

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A496091

thanks

I wish the original LOC page wasn't hidden anymore. That was a fun place to talk.

[Corrigible] Uh, it's not hidden anymore.

*Yo pulls a cleaned pheasant out of his coat and roasts it, then begins eating it*

Can I have some

*gives him some*

oh yeah, me too?