h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*a curiositizer-proof hologram of Venom pops in on the now-deserted Curiositizer forum and goes to sabotaging the gun itself* Hi everybody! Just have to make ABSOLUTELY SURE that you don't get any unwary felines. *the Curiositizer is now out of comission*

Captain please dont do that it is not your device to disable. Please read your Laws of Continuity

The curiositizer is back, and it's baaad!

*Rushes in with a toolbox, just in time to hear ex-R proclaim the curiositizer fixed.*

Ah, well. I'll just check to make sure.

*Opens the back of the curiositizer and tinkers around for a while. Closes it back up and wipes his hands on his overalls.*

Hmmmm. Seems to be about double the strength it was before. Never thought that could be done. Nice work, ex-R.

I've had enough. Some one should teach the newbie of both sides a laeeson in coninuit, and that someone may be me!

"a laeeson in coninuit" ?! That's embarrasing...

way to go Clipboard *applauds*

I just put it back, Clipboard. I didn't attack or destroy anything, just reversed his actions, with Red Dog's sanction.
It fixes the continuity breach created by the damage done to the curiositizer.

I'm sorry if I upset anyone.

*confused* Dont think it was aimed at you Rambling ..... was it Clip ? Just a general observation about doing some newbie education. We have our induction center stuff that anyone can use for the general good of the War.

no, ex-R, i think you were perfectly fine. i think maybe clip was referring to venom.

venom, hon, you can TRY to disable the curiousitizer, but in one post and without the owner's permission, it's kind of rude to do so. you can, however, sneak around the forum and say you're PLANNING to disable it, which will cause the doggies to run around crazy, trying to stop you...

....Like that.

Baaaaaaad Cat - shoo

"a laeeson in coninuit"


Man, I love good typos.

I guess typos are what I get for not looking over my posts...

Ex-Rambleing, you weren't at fault, I was talking about Venom. A couple of the newbies to both sides need a little info on the workings of continuity, but Venom seems to especially need some help. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just saying he needs some improvement. I'm thinking of starting a continutiy workshop for both sides of the war.

Great idea Clip - feel free to use any of my stuff.

It's just an idea now, but I'm hopeing I can work it out.

tut! as if a cat would attend a 'work' shop.. tut!

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ooo... can i be curiositized again while i am here? pretty please?? its kinda reminds me of eating too many jelly tots (suspects the curiositizer it fuelled by 'e' numbers) hehehehehe

Nope the demand is greater than we can handle anyway. Strictly limited to one curiositizing per cat ! But if you get sarge to press the button i'll break the rules and give you a freebie

Yeah, go tell her it's just like eating jelly-tots.

*considers this proposition* well as you know us cats are very loyal *koff* hmmm... but for another go... *notices spider on wall and completely looses the plot till shes caught it and devoured it* where were we?

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