h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

how far are you on the black hole, GL?

It counted up to past 1000 before I gave up. I tried voting again, but got to the Mr. T page again. I reread what it said on the link to forgiveness:

"click here for Mr. T's infinite forgiveness."

The "infinite" might be a clue. I'm pretty sure it didn't say that the first time, but it might have.


*BBW now feels not only mild butterflies, but tiny footsteps.*

Come on, spider. Don't take all day!

*still *

i'm at 1070 or so. the worst part is that i didn't even vote early!

You're there too?

I didn't know exactly when I last voted, so I could have been early. I kept thinking that I would be forgiven at some point - first I thought at 60 (1 minute), then at 100 (nice round number), then at 120 (2 minutes), then at 300 (5 minutes), then, maybe, at 500 (round number), then at 1000. After that, I thought that maybe it was infinite and I killed that window.

I'm going to try again before I leave for the day, and again on Thursday to see if it is just temporary or if it really is a ban for this match.


*The butterflies suddenly stop and the little footsteps move quickly to one end of BBW's stomach. They stay there for some time, then move slowly back to the other end. BBW's stomach starts to growl. Well, not growl, exactly. More like muffled snoring.*

1350 now... *sigh* it's getting rather annoying, but at this point the stubbornness has kicked in. i'll let it run all afternoon, if need be!

lemme know what happens. Catch you on Thursday.

Over and out.

bye! check out the forecastle at the M.C. when you get a chance!

btw, i tested it and the black hole thing goes to at LEAST 10,000, so i gave up. i think you're right, it might be infinite.

What about this??

*produces ball of yarn*

Apparently, a harmless ball of yarn, irresistible to cats.

But once they touch it it produces a warp in the space-time continuum which immediately transports the unfortunate kitty into............the DogHouse!!!

There they will be set upon by all the dogs present at the time.

I call it the "Warped Ball of Yarn"

Sounds good to me. Just don't let sea hear about it.

I think Red Dog might be able to use some of his magic to implement it, eh RD?

I have 'ere an hobject that appears to be an hordinary scratching post.

But if you looks closely at the post you will see numerous small buttons.

Scratching any of the buttons will cause numerous spikes to stick out from the post on these 'ere coiled springs.

If you will hallow me to demonstrate. I merely press on this 'ere scratching post and Voila!

********PRONG***************

Ummm...would hany of you gentlemen have a bandaid, perchance

Good idea Busterbone

~ Wraps paw in bandage whilst making soothing noises. Gets large stamp out of pocket and stamps prototype with the words `APPROVED FOR MISUSE` ~

OK take it over to the Cathouse or the Centre for the Development of Anti-Dog Technology and try it out.

On my way, SAH!

*wanders off whimpering*

could the bugs you swallowed be the cat's secret weapon?? I was spying on their lad and they are making different types of mechanical bugs that leave the vitom very sick. They couldn't get it to work with deadly poison. The worst that will happen is that those who swallow the bugs will get signs of a fver or cold possible an ear infection. Sorry I didn't get the information any sooner.

No more bug Eating



Springer Sprangle

Check!

No more bug eating.

*spits out bugs*

How about a weapon when fired, shaves the cat it hits?
Oh, it could be homing to.

*eavesdrops, making notes for countermeasures*

Shoo !

A Holografic Paper Sack. That wisk em away to a never ending mindless convesation. That way they can't be buggin us all the time. We could plan the "Tabby Protocal". You know them little buggers just love paper bags. *The Kid starts workin up designs for mirrors& plans to tap into power grid.* Oh if the lights go out in London, I know nothing. And if they don't well call the fire department in Memphis, Tn.
The KID

No wait they already have a long mindless converse going on I mean with my 56K modem I could cook a 5 course meal waiting to get on it. They ought to break it up a bit. So l can harass 'em a little. Roof

Paper bags sound good. also, we need to think of some type of liquad to pour over them from the fort walls at the flea pit. They will be scaling the walls soon. How about Hair remover?