h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*In their prepared positions around the Dog House the Elite forces of the ACF await Clipboards onslaught*

*Weapons are cleaned and tested and the troops are fit and well. Morale is high after the succession of victoies against the Cats.*

*Backing up the deployed infantry are the ACF Airforce and Navy. Squadrons of Sopwith Pups fly combat air patrols overhead and the Trojan Cat mkII is in a dug in position overlooking the battlefield.*

*The full might of the ACF awaits the dawn*

[Cat Clipboard and CR Atmos appear in a puff of smoke] [Cat Clipboard] : You all remember the Clipboard's revenge Atmos, right? You know, Five feet tall, seven feet long, pillbug shaped, plasma...You remember? Good! anyone who hasn't heard the full story can go to this forum: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F73233?thread=130673 look for posting 237. [CR Atmos] : Hey. [Cat Clipboard] : Now that I'm here, Red Dog, we should decide on what kind of fight this will be...Will my Robot face your troops, or will we both gather allies? I'm gonna let you choose this one.

*Grins evilly*

*Sits whistling. Wonders how long it will take for him to hit his head rather hard.*

[Cat clipboard] :

[looks at watch]

this is kind of melodramatic... I hope Red Dog gets online soon...

Time is precious, but only in small quantities.

yeah...I'm gonna have to post every once in a while to keep this conversation current

Tick tock tick tock.

*calls in the trooping parrots to act as spotters and supply
support.ssssssss.*
*hauls out a drum of ectoplasm and water cannons, fills the cannons with ectoplasm.* help yourself.
will be off air for awhile, but the trooping parrots are trained to follow dog orders. feel free to get supplies, have them bomb the enemy, ect.

*experimentally squirts some ectoplasm onto Clipboard's revenge Atmos, unsure of what will happen*

[CR Atmos] :

eww.... anybody got a squeegee...

[Cat Clipboard] :

I think I might...

[Cat Clipboard pulls a squeegee out of his lab coat and tosses it the CR Atmos, who extends a small robotic arm from under it's segments, catches the squeegee and wipes the ecto plasm off of it's armor.]

[CR Atmos] :

Do you mind if I hang on to this?

[Cat Clipboard] :

[looks at squeegee]

I'd actually prefer it.

[CR Atmos] :

Funny.

[Shakes ectoplasm off of squeegee, then retracts squeegee and arm back under segments.]

*a thin black vertical line appears, stabilises and rotates 90 deg revealing a pan dimensional portal from http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F73641?thread=136122&post=1471296#p1471296. Through the portal can be seen various scientific equipment and a gaggle of Red Dogs. A few of them detach and run through the portal into the thread* [Red Dog 2] OK Cat Clipboard we`re [Red Dog 3] here and we`re [Red Dog 4] going to show you a few [Red Dog 5] tricks Cat. [Red Dog 6] Yeah The Red Dogs fan out into the various defensive positions manning ACF weaponry.

*a whole crop of UHs follow, each dressed in lurid but different shades of lycra*

its the extra details that really make it, i always say

*Looks out of the window of the dog house from his, um, command recliner.*

LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, BOYS.

[Cat Clipboard waves fingers like morpheous from the matrix...]

Bring it.

[Red Dog 2] *waves at BBW*

[Red Dog 3] Hey BBW what do you reckon to this eh .... 10 of us now and 10 times the trouble

[Red Dog 4]

[Red Dog 5] This`ll really confuse the Kitty`s .

[Red Dog 6] Hey Clipboard

*the uncle heavies surround cat clip*

[Cat Clipboard raises hands into the air]

Sattelite Laser!!! TRICKLE DOWN!!!

[A giant Red beam comes down from the Sky and Attacks the Uncle Heavys, while Cat Clipboard teleports out of the way. The beam the returns to the sky.]

*wonders what to do about the sattelite.*

Ah! that's it! *takes out radio*

chcshchhcch[verbal static- the radio's too powerful to supply its own]
bring in the mirror chcshcshchhschsch

*after a few minutes, an enormous piece of reflective fabric can be seen moving across the sky. meanwhile, gargantuan pillars are being erected around the area to support it.*

That should do.

*the fabric is dropped onto the pillars, and promptly rips, falling hundreds of feet onto everyone in the thread, covering them.*

oops. sorry.

I don't mean to disagree with the cloning because it will give us a great advantage, but what happens If the cats steal our technology?
I mean it could happen
::thinks to herself, I'm a spy after all I'll make sure they don't get any informatiom, tosses head back::
Nevermind I'll be on it
:: prances away::