h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Initial Report: from the ACF Intelligence Agency~
Be advised ACF... I have confirmation of Cat activity at the Waterworks 0G Nightclub. The ACFIA is Maintaining watch...

*radio burst*

Wilco roger that.

~Report~

The ACFIA can now confirm that Dancer is a member of the CAT forces.

Also, there have been unsubstantiated reports of a "doomsday device" ... be on alert.

they're making a coffee bomb at S.P.A. to use on S.T.A.T.S.

Roger, ex-R. We'll have to keep a large supply of alchol on hand to counter it.

beat you to it. put a lock on the coffee pot and brought in alcohol in volumns. now, if we can just keep from getting too ...

Attention all Dogs (and cats, if you're nosy enough to read this )....
You're invited to the grand opening Gala of the Hot Spot!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A624322
The banquet is still getting set up, but come and have a look around!

~a note materializes in the middle of the CNC (command and control center) Its is of untracible origin, and reads as such:~

Your forces are of a more organized nature than the opposition.......a weakness or an asset?

Hmmmm ... good question Yow, I have often pondered that our seemingly superior organisation seems to deter our foes ... which is good if this were a real conflict but isn`t always so good to keep the action going.

I have many times tried to carry the message that we are more comic than kaboom but this doesn`t always get through. Basically I enjoy the bizarre-surrealistic-slapstick side of the Cat War and less the fighting side ... I always try and play it for laughs and am happy with taking liberties with continuity if it generates a smile .

~another note appears~

well, there goes my cover
but correct, conventional always wins over gurellia. Guerilla forces are only a nusiance. And that's my lesson for the year...

~report~

We are tracking down the origins of that note at C-N-C sir...will report back soon. Apollo out.

~end report~

Organised? we got so many players running around, half the time we're shooting each other. Besides, we seem to have a little problem with security...
Has any body seen my keys? Don't tell the s, but I seem to have misplaced them again...

~bulletin to all ACF spooks~

We may have uncovered a plot to infiltrate the Dog House. Posing as Dogs a suspicious amount of new researchers have joined h2g2 and made single postings to the ACF recruitment thread.

Under suspicion are ...

Rex http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U186847
Slash http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U187035

It might all be innocent but just watch your backs

If he's breathing heavily through a mask, we may be in trouble...

Apollo, can you recce Captain Venom at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U187723. We need some info` on him - he`s rapidly becoming a most formidable foe.

Red

[Lt] try checking here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A666074, you may have more luck......

Smilodon Prefect, Feline Spy for the Dog Legions, by order of Red Dog, reporting for duty, SIR!
K-19"Cyber Dog, Smilodon's Assisstant, also reporing for duty, SIR!RUFF!"

Good to have you, SP! and your little dog, too...

Aside from special undercover, covert, top secret operations, your main duty is to keep a lookout for CATS doing undercover, covert, top secret operations, and to warn us about them

And, should you be captured, the secretary will dis.. well, you're just screwed