h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hubby seems to be on his monthly cycle (or is that bi-cycle as it appears to be every two months?)

He has woken up with the grumps this morning.. and it continues into the afternoon..

.. oh well.. lil ol' me will just stay out of the way until he decides to talk instead of grunt!

Take him round to meet some other grumpy people maybe? So he can realise how sweetness and light you are in comparison.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/hsc0314l.jpg

If you wish, package him up & send him to the viking; they could have a delightful time male bonding & discussing the fine art of sulking.

meanwhile you & i will go off on the razz eh?

zdt

Ooh.. that is GOOD!!..

Is he behaving like a jerk? I believe they can test for this now:

http://community.sparknotes.com/jerk/



(I don't need to test mine, "Some truths we hold to be self evident" )

zdt

OOOooooh..I might look at that later.. when I know he can't be looking over my shoulder at the screen!!



I don't think he is a jerk

Attach a lead to his collar, take him for a walk; wait until he tries to sniff at something he shouldn't. Command him to "Leave it!" If he refuses; pull hard on the lead.

He is then a jerk. Shall we start a Jerks Club?

I was once Vice President of The Bonks; (Blantyre Oral Naughtiness & Kinks Society) & we had a monthly award for Prick of the Week (PEW)but the thing that really had us was the silly blokes who thought it was an honour "Will you consider me for prick of the week please" Yes dear, you just qualified without even trying; now go & lie down like a good boy.

zdt

Oh My!!