h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You'll let us know in advance which option you've chosen, right?

I thought you'd go straight for the beer tour?

Thought I'd missed the bloat. Didn't your parents have to put your name down for the tour three years before you were born?

Yeah, yeah, "Did they send the stone tablet then?"

No comment

Here, did you ever get that pic I sent you about a month ago?

Is this a porn thread now???

The one where you were being chased by hordes of outraged geriatrics (sounds like a meet when it's your round!), or was there another?

Yeah, I guess you can't get email replies from a computer, especially with a nice attachment of Fleagle restating your message? Scuse the ignorance (tho you should be used to it by now), but I've not been into the phone scene since the phone boxes became too draughty to sleep in.

btw managed to fall asleep on the last bus home on Wednesday despite getting on with only 4 stops to go

PS I'm hoping you were referring to what the boy was doing

Of course I was

You fell asleep on the bus again?

Just getting in training for next month, have got six sessions with the last week still free. Bognor here I come.

Do you want it to be Mort?

Oi, you behave yourself with that sheep now, this is a faaaahmily site after all!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewinthefat/media/download_sounds/mrs_olfactory.wav
You should have seen the one I deleted

Heya, look what I found on the meet advice page, "Make sure that you find out when your last train home leaves, know how long it takes to get to the station and leave in plenty of time to catch it."

Where's the fun in that?

'Ah kin definitely smell s***e'

it's much more fun if you on the wrong train......

That's no way to speak to a highly respected member of the Scottish Researchers Group, or fords for that matter

Oi! I'll have you know I'm officially the Most Sensible Member of the SRG

I'm the most anorexic person at this computer, but I don't shout about it.

Don't you? It's a marvellous achievement, don'tcherknow

Yeah the only problem is that I keep getting this overwhelming desire to burst into Goodbye to Love and Mama He's Making Burgers for Me.

I guess this brewery thing is a test for the most sensible SRG personage then?

To confirm who is the most sensible member after all? Ho yus!

World's tallest midget!