h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I didn't think I was a great one yet. Am I still a god in training?

I haven't been for ages either. am I still welcome? Don't know about bounty hunters, what about fish hunters?

That's quite alright VIP...

Next time you disappear, we'll send our new Bounty Hunter after you!

Ooh, is that a promise? Must remember to go missing more often...

*blinks*

Hmmmmmmmmmm... Might I be god of nothingness?

pretty sad title. People may think God of Nothing.

You've already got one of those don't you. How about god of future technology that only exists on somebody's head.

Like, uh... a mobile h2g2 connection?

Or a gadget that gives you psychic power?

I'm pretty shure a mobile h2g2 connection is what we call a laptop connected to a cellphone. The gadget that gives psychic power should go under that.

Psychic stuff is irritiating. I keep on writing fiction with it in and I have t invent things about telepathy. Which is difficult as it doesn;t exist.

Well it has to exist in sombody's head, or else I won't be god of it.

Let me know what you decide, b9nr514

Just 515 will do, and it's alot easier to type. I think I'll go for the god of future technology that only exists in somebody's head.

Welcome to the Pantheon, 515

oh, and HDS... congrats on your promotion

Apollo, may I ask a question? I've been kicking around here (fairly passively) for quite a while now (possibly even a year or so, I can't remember quite) and I seem to remember challenges that use to occur. Wars, contests, that sort of thing. I can neither remember what they are or whether I ever participated in one.

What am I talking about?

Yeah what are you talking about?

Thanks, Apollo, and I think there was God dueling or something on Olympus.

I would like to see that.