A Conversation for On Madness (parts 1 and 2)

More Euphemisms

Post 1

Oolon Flux

About as bright as a burnt out lightbulb.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

5 cans short of a 6-pack.

More Euphemisms, part 2

Post 2

Oolon Flux

He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!

As baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

As confused as a fart in a perfume factor

His elevator doesn't reach the top floor

She's one tit short of an udder

If he was any more stupid he would photosynthesise in sunlight

He's ten pence short of a pound

She's a dolly mixture short of a quarter

Thicker than a donkey's dangler

She's a pork pie short of a picnic

He's got a rip in his marbles bag

He's got a tile loose

He hasn't got both hands on the steering wheel

When you look in his eyes you can see that there is no one driving

Lights on, door open, no one at home

Trying to explain something to him is like trying to give a fish a bath

He's wired up to the moon

She's like the Venus de Milo, very pretty but not all there

He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, in fact, he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words

He's one putt short of a par

If she went to a mind reader they wouldn't bother chargin

More Euphemisms, part 2

Post 3

Zaphod II

Oolon Flux. Thanks for your contributions to 'euphemisms for being slightly mad and off-centre'. smiley - cheers I'll be sure to acknowledge you in my entry, which, not surprisingly, is on the subject of madness.
Thanks again.

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