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The Black Racoon Member of SAS, Muse of Towels and Dragon lore Started conversation Aug 12, 2001
i've been trying to find towel orientated jokes but there are very few(in fact ive found none, well no non-rude/obscene ones) so ive have resorted to making one up. anyone who knows me will know this is not a good thing bearing in mind my tomato joke (arggh will i ever live that down). ohh well i might as well stop stalling and just say it, what do u call a hitchhiker without a towel?
severly disadvantaged.
(the punchline was going to be dead but i changed my mind i don't know why i just did mabye it was the cupid stunts influence......mmmmm)
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Cupid Stunt Posted Aug 18, 2001
Moi? I don't know what you mean! There's the one about the cross between the owl and the trowel, but that's pants too. We must be able to think of one between us!!!
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The Black Racoon Member of SAS, Muse of Towels and Dragon lore Posted Aug 19, 2001
i found a towel reference in the meaning of liff but i cant remember it i left it behind on thursday.
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The Black Racoon Member of SAS, Muse of Towels and Dragon lore Posted Sep 2, 2001
yes we must SATS is in a mess housekeep man, housekeep!
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Clelba Posted Sep 2, 2001
what happened to that forum of 101 uses for a towel? it was pre-bbc i think...
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The Black Racoon Member of SAS, Muse of Towels and Dragon lore Posted Sep 8, 2001
hmmm i don't know i never saw it, have u tried searching for it i hope it's still around if not i'm sure sats could make a new one. 
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Clelba Posted Sep 15, 2001
i'm pretty sure i searched, but didn't find anything...i'm sure it's not important anyway
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Cupid Stunt Posted Sep 16, 2001
I think you're probably right. Still no ideas for towel jokes? Me either. There must be *some*!!
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Sep 17, 2001
Ok then, towel joke...
Ahem.......
Why did the towel cross the road?
It didn't.
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Sep 18, 2001
well you lot came up with nothing better 
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Sep 21, 2001
Okay then, in that case...
What do you call a man with a towel on his head?
erm...I never came up with a punch line but I was thinking maybe Geoff, or Harold...or Henry...
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The Black Racoon Member of SAS, Muse of Towels and Dragon lore Posted Sep 22, 2001
what do u call two men with towels on their head?
mark and spencer.
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- 1: The Black Racoon Member of SAS, Muse of Towels and Dragon lore (Aug 12, 2001)
- 2: Cupid Stunt (Aug 18, 2001)
- 3: The Black Racoon Member of SAS, Muse of Towels and Dragon lore (Aug 19, 2001)
- 4: Cupid Stunt (Sep 2, 2001)
- 5: The Black Racoon Member of SAS, Muse of Towels and Dragon lore (Sep 2, 2001)
- 6: Clelba (Sep 2, 2001)
- 7: The Black Racoon Member of SAS, Muse of Towels and Dragon lore (Sep 8, 2001)
- 8: Clelba (Sep 8, 2001)
- 9: Cupid Stunt (Sep 9, 2001)
- 10: Clelba (Sep 10, 2001)
- 11: Cupid Stunt (Sep 13, 2001)
- 12: Clelba (Sep 15, 2001)
- 13: Cupid Stunt (Sep 16, 2001)
- 14: Clelba (Sep 16, 2001)
- 15: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Sep 17, 2001)
- 16: Clelba (Sep 17, 2001)
- 17: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Sep 18, 2001)
- 18: Cupid Stunt (Sep 18, 2001)
- 19: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Sep 21, 2001)
- 20: The Black Racoon Member of SAS, Muse of Towels and Dragon lore (Sep 22, 2001)
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