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2 votes!!!! Now I'll have to sit and watch tonights engrossing election coverage and smile smugly when my votes flood in, Then I'll nervously pace the room until I'm eventually declared the winner. I'll bet that none of the polls predicted this.

*already voted for EvilRoy in the last US election*

What??? And I'm not your President?? How did that happen? Dubyas not gonna get away with this one. I demand a recount!

You'd better whip out your crayons and prepare your acceptance speach, ER.

You're not from florida by any chance, are you AW?

*pats ER on the shoulder*

Quiet down now, oh great and powerful Oz ... Dubya wasn't up for re-election on November 5th ... it was a mid-term election. You'll be a shoe-in for the 2004 elections.

No. Bob no!

I'm from Ohio. We have the same crappy punch ballots and machines, but we know how to read them.

Actually, we know how to read just about anything better than Florida does.

I think a three year old could probably claim the same

EvilRoy, the man behind the curtain. I like it!

We like to away frum books if'n the words is too hard.

As your leader I plan to not do anything. I will attempt to be seen in public with a large amount of celebrities, keep my name permanently in the popular press (though preferably in some of the less reputable publications) and will steadfastly deny any and all scandals, no matter how much evidence presents itself.

::stands with arms folded awaiting what will, obviously, be a standing ovation::

No book burning then?

Oh bravo, bravo indeed!! *thunderous applause*

Is it just me, or are you picturing Mayor Quimby too, AW?

*listens intently to ER's sleasy speech*

*ovationates accordingly*

*thinks, "If I'd have known that, I would have re-elected Bill. *





I can assure you, Cafram, that we burn plenty of books to keep ourselves warm during our long-freezing-cold winters.

(not really, but then again, we don't yet possess any copies of ER's memoires.)

My memoires will be available on CD only. Let's see you burn that!!

mmm....smell that burning plastic

... yeah, takes me back to memories of my Mattel Thingmaker.

I'll vote for you too ER, just so you get an absolute majority and don't have to worry about that balance-of-power nonsense

Are you sure you're not just jumping on what will inevitably be a winning band-wagon, Your Maj?

Of course not! I truly believe in your lack of integrity, your scupulous dishonesty, and your plans to make the state a level playing field for everyone who's not you, standing on your mountain of personal advantage