h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Treats BP's ankle with usual aplomb*

Guildmaster(mistress?) Anthea. I bring Scout Captain Elsie.

Thank-you EC
as always your standard of actual work is Exemplary,
its all the non-work i worry about

now what to do with Miss Elsie....

Can I get the new truth serum, please Doctor? Can I? Can I?

oh alright then since your so enthusiastic about it

I'm hurt Guildmaster! When I signed up I told you I needed several hours set aside for catnaps

I meant the tax dodging and embezzlement on a massive here by never seen before scale,
I should look into the EA accounts and see if any of its there

Thanks, BGW.
*Pokes shadowy figure into room*
"Beg to present shadowy figure two, ma'am!"

I..... think you've killed them....

Ah... no. The EA only uses gold colored leaves for currency. We get horrible inflation every fall...

To be honest, the massive embezzelment (not that I'm admitting to anything) never leaves the Guild grounds.

Really...
what is it Embezzled upon?

Killed who? (Or should that be 'whom'?)

I think you killed person 2

What? I just poked them! There's absolutely no reason for them to be lying in a crumpled heap on the ground!

there seems to be a dagger in there neck....

Well, hypothetically if I did embezzle there's a reason why your mattress has been lumpy recently.

Darn it. Now what do we do?

you....
I dont think I want to think of the insanity in this EC


well if he was aiding miss Elsie then there's nothing wrong

I was aiding who to the what now?

"Speaking of Miss Elsie... where is she now?"