h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wouldn't say thirsty necessarily. Maybe a little parched.

"So, are we ever going to leave, or what?"

}Poof!{
"Lest they forget"
}!fooP{
"...that I know how to teleport."



"Okay, so where to?"

she's somewhere in the grounds,
I propose that we split up and see if we can track her,
then whoever finds her call for reinforcements

Aye aye Mrs. Captain Doctor Sir. *wanders off in the direction of the torture room*

"I'll check the bar or pub thing then. Hmm..."
}Poof!{

I'll go and check my room/lab

Wonderful...

*in the distance*

"No you don't understand. I don't have an appointment I'm just looking for someonAGHHHHHHHHH! WHY THE PLIERS!? WHY?!"

}!fooP{
"Nope, nothing there, although... the language some of its ninja patrons were singing out of tune in,... seems different, than what I had remembered it being last time, I think."

Well i had a look in the creepy wood thats behind the pub and nearly fell in a big hole.

"I'm sorry to hear that. Hmm."

*Offers you a handful or two of peanuts and some beer with a shrug*
Hmm...

Anyway lets get on with this we have a Traitor to find.

"Okay."

}Glump!{

*Eats a few handfulls of nuts, while trying to hang upside down, against the awning*

*Lurks in shadowy alcove*
*Sips tea from Thermos flask*

"My tea's getting cold. If we don't find her soon, I'm clearing off for the night."

BP - how do you know it a her?

So I was informed when I signed up:
'It has come to my attention that there is a traitor in our mist, this young lady has been known to try to seduce the higher ranking male members of the guild for her own gain.'

*Thorn taps his fingers, hand on the top of his head, then slowly adjusts his posture upside down and }Poof!{ teleports to be standing rightside up on the ground again*

}fooP!{

*He looks left, then right rather quickly and then scratches his chin a little*

"It beats me."
*Shrugs*

Perhaps you should check the old orchard...