h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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What did the sheep say to the mad scientist? "Stop cloning around"

Wait it gets even better!!!!!

What did the scientist say back to the sheep? "Hello Dolly"

Should I take the act on the road to boast the troops moral,a modern day Bob Hope ?

Well, you can at least get a job with us distributing propaganda.

They write propaganda - We write the truth. {do I get the job?}

since you put it that way yes. . start drafting your flyers immediately

First Draft: propaganda 101

We the horribaly oppressed ask you an obviously intelligent person of the highest moral condideration to join us in our battle against the most vile and murderess sheep.

These immoral creatures who are known to deal in pornagraphic material and illegal drugs are at this moment attempting to subjectgate or children. We the good protectors of all children
however shall not allow this to take place.
All we ask in return is your support!!!

I like it, begin putting them on Telephone polls and urinals

So let it be said. So let it be done.

Oh Oh what do you call a wolf in sheeps clothing? confused.

you should add "keeper of bad sheep jokes" to your name. . .

What would Thomas Edison have invented
if he were a sheep: Wool Light Bulb

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