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Supervillains' Weapons Shop
The Corrupt One Posted Apr 29, 2003
Either my cash register or my language is broken. Take your pic. 
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Apr 29, 2003
*wanders in, pretending that he's not also fighting his way through buffalo goop and herrings elsewhere*
Um, I believe I left an IOU for a pair of burberry check jet boots which I, um, liberated from here some time ago.
*polishes glasses and adjusts cardigan*
How much do I owe you?
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
The Corrupt One Posted Apr 29, 2003
Probably the equivalent of the US defense budget. 
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
Darth Curvaceous Posted Apr 29, 2003
The traditional terms for a first purchase in this shop are two signed pictures of yourself of any size. The new management will abide by these conditions.
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 30, 2003
Not strange, from those photos they could get finger prints, dna sample, signature, a photo of you and they could study your handwriting, all for the file.
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Apr 30, 2003
*shrugs*
Oh, well, a debt is a debt.
*signs two passport photos and hands them over*
What? You think a super-hero librarian ever has any other photos taken?
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 30, 2003
Well some librarians have an ID card with their picture on it
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 30, 2003
Well yeah, but the librarian stalking around behind me has a photo of himself hung on the wall of his office.
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Apr 30, 2003
That's just disturbing. I think he needs thwarting far more than your average super villain does.
Speaking of which, I guess I'm on enemy territory here...
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 30, 2003
*pulls out bazooka and aims it carefully at his back*
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Apr 30, 2003
*continues to , realising belatedly that heading towards the door would probably have been wise*
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted May 1, 2003
*bazooka starts making beeping sound*
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted May 1, 2003
*is really close to the door now...*
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted May 1, 2003
*bazooka is really beeping fast*
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted May 2, 2003
*door is open and the Dewey Demon is half way out of it*
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted May 2, 2003
*bazooka launchs and locks onto him*
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
Just Justin... (ACE) Posted May 2, 2003
*wonders wether to help David B...*
Supervillains' Weapons Shop
Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted May 2, 2003
*shoots bazooka at Justin as well*
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- 242: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Apr 29, 2003)
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- 244: Darth Curvaceous (Apr 29, 2003)
- 245: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Apr 30, 2003)
- 246: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Apr 30, 2003)
- 247: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Apr 30, 2003)
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- 257: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (May 2, 2003)
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