h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

/* Rosa speeds in from the lounge, and slams at full speed into the main door. The fuel inside the Tiki Torches ignites... */


KABOOM!

/* The smoke begins to clear to reveal a gaping hole where the door once was. Rosa seems unharmed, other than a singed apron, a broken bottle of wine, and several sticks that once were Tiki Torches . */

*runs in from the garden*

Wow that was a terrific idea d'E, what went wrong?

Wrong? Nothing! Look! No door! We can get out!

/* dances around */

Yay!

*dances around with d'E*

We'd better check that there's no one waiting out there to put us in handcuffs and throw us in the cellar.

*wonders if there is a cellar*

/* Shudders at the thought of the cellar, and peeks out the door */

Wide open space ahead, and I think I see something that looks like a Donut Stall!

How can you talk about food.

~with his hadns on his stomach~

I think I ate to much, but is was so good.

I think I am going to do a nap.

Booooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

A team of big strong boys and girls peer at the occupants from the other side of the gaping hole, while they work and at the feeble attempt to escape.
They soon repair the damage and, for good measure, leave an impressive array of damage repair kit on the outside of the wall just incase a further attempt is made.
BB

/* sob */

That will teach me never to try an escape attempt after a heavy meal.

Yes, a lesson for us all. Never attempt to escape on a full stomach...

Cafram, where is everyone? Did they actually escape? I was expecting to see the usual flow of conversation when I got up this morning.

/* Looks through small chink in wall towards the doughnut stall */

I don't know! Infinity was around somewhere before, I think...*scratches at wall...loose pebbles rain down* it doesn't look like they're out there, but I'm not sure...

Those doughnuts look so good...mmm....*drools*

Hi d'E and Caf.

I didn't think this escape would be foiled so quickly. Darn those guards for being so wide awake.

Maybe we should just be good and invite the team in for a meal.

Add some *whisper* to their *whisper* and when they're *whisper* we can *whisper*

Oooh, Infinity, you're naughty! It's brilliant!

*devious grin*

I am in.

*a scuffle is heard and Rama flies through the front door*

Oof, bu**er, I was hiding under the rubble waiting for night before I could slip away but they brought in sniffer dogs.

Ooh, my head.

How's everyone bearing up?

Did you hear about the nominations. Look like we're here for the duration.

Yes it looks like it. I must say it makes me happy. Nobody wants to leave and nobody wants another to leave, so this would be the bet solution.


Hé security guys, do you want to taste some of the delicious food we made??

Yeah, security guys fancy a knuckle sandwich?

And we've got wine and beer guys. Come on in and join the party.

Mmm, fun, you know you want it...