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Lightbulb jokes suggestions!
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Lightbulb jokes suggestions!
Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest Posted Jul 23, 2001
How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who cares, it'll only go out again.
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Researcher 178815 Posted Jul 23, 2001
how many irishmen.......... as many as it takes to come up with the idea of changing the bulb whn its still light.. _groans @ own joke_
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Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest Posted Jul 23, 2001
Old classic:
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish!
And another:
How many counsellors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but the light buld has got to want to change.
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Researcher 178815 Posted Jul 23, 2001
how many pigeons.....
twoo....two.....two....... same joke for owls, 22
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jul 23, 2001
How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just sit in the dark talking about the implications of light.
(OK, next one will be funny)
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Don Alfredo Posted Jul 23, 2001
How many optimists does it tyake to change a nightbulb.
Why, does it break down???
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Don Alfredo Posted Jul 23, 2001
How many Dutch does it take to change a light bulb??
Just the one who think it's worth paying for.
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jul 23, 2001
How many moderators does it take to change a light bulb?
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jul 23, 2001
How many Marxists does it take to replace a light bulb?
None, the light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jul 23, 2001
How many Prima Donnas does it take to change a light bulb?
None. She does hold the bulb while the world revolves around her.
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jul 23, 2001
Stoopid autermatic spel chek.
"she just holds the bulb while the world revolves around her"
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jul 23, 2001
How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just pray for the light bulb to abandon its dark ways.
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jul 23, 2001
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, at $120 an hour each, minimum 8 hours, plus $200 consultation fee, a one-and-a-half hour lunch break, and six 20-minute coffee breaks, union rules.
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jul 23, 2001
How many Floridians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just under half of all of them, but they will install the wrong bulb.
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jul 23, 2001
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb is not broken, it is designed to do that. It is probably due to user error, and if you reboot the lamp it will be ok. If that does not work, reinstall lamp.dll from the .cab file (see knowledge base article 530732, "How do I know which cab to extract from?") or from the original CD-ROM, reboot, and reinstall the critical updates.
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jul 23, 2001
How many Microsoft marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
At least 5:
Marketer 3.1 - our new light bulb is as easy to use as a Macintosh.
Marketer 95 - our new light bulb is now as easy to use as a Macintosh.
Marketer 98 - our new light bulb now is really as easy to use as a Macintosh.
Marketer 2000 - our new light bulb truly is as easy to use now as a Macintosh.
Marketer XP - our new light bulb really truly is as easy to use now as a Macintosh.
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jul 23, 2001
How many Unix commands does it take to install a light bulb?
3:
./configure
make
make install
(somebody stop me, please. I've had a couple of glasses of wine. I think these are hilarious!)
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Post Team Posted Jul 23, 2001
Please do go on! We are enjoying these also! 
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cafram - in the states. Posted Jul 23, 2001
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. That's all that will fit.
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How many hobbits does it take to change a light bulb?
One to complain that the light bulb isn't working,
Five to hold a meeting to decide what to do about it,
Twenty to form an expedidtion to the fabled Lightbulb mines of Mythrill,
Thirty to throw a going away party,
One to ask Gandalf for directions,
One to sell into slavery when the petty cash runs out,
Five to get lost through natural wastage (Bandist, murderers, monsters
etc),
One to thrown to the Dragon that guards the Lightbulb mine,
Two to carry the lightbulbs,
Five to find a large, sword-welding barbarian to escort the lightbulbs
home,
Thirty to throw a safe return party,
Five to find an elf tall enough to change the lightbulb,
Five to compose ballads of daring, heroism, sacrifice and lightbulbs,
Finally another two-hundred to appear in the subsequent Tolkien books.
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Lightbulb jokes suggestions!
- 1: Post Team (Jul 23, 2001)
- 2: Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest (Jul 23, 2001)
- 3: Researcher 178815 (Jul 23, 2001)
- 4: Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest (Jul 23, 2001)
- 5: Researcher 178815 (Jul 23, 2001)
- 6: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jul 23, 2001)
- 7: Don Alfredo (Jul 23, 2001)
- 8: Don Alfredo (Jul 23, 2001)
- 9: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jul 23, 2001)
- 10: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jul 23, 2001)
- 11: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jul 23, 2001)
- 12: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jul 23, 2001)
- 13: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jul 23, 2001)
- 14: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jul 23, 2001)
- 15: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jul 23, 2001)
- 16: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jul 23, 2001)
- 17: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jul 23, 2001)
- 18: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jul 23, 2001)
- 19: Post Team (Jul 23, 2001)
- 20: cafram - in the states. (Jul 23, 2001)
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