h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Excuse me, folks, but it seems we are disappointing the general public by not arguing and getting into a row. Not that I want to force the issue or anything, but would anyone like to fight?

I thought we might get all hot over one of the following items:
- Borrowing clothes without asking
- Not cleaning the dishes
- Jealous rage and unrequited lust
- Hard feelings left over from the Battle of Hastings
- Mispelling words

oi, d'E!! That's my dress you're wearing! Give it back!

No! It's Rama's dress and you know it!

Oh...*abashed*...sorry...

Quite all right. Would you like a cup of tea?

*suspiciously*

No thanks...

I would like some tea d'Elaphant.

BTW did you do the dishes this morning Cafram, it's quite a mess in the kitchen and your turn to clean it.

d'E that's the dress that Rama looks so sexy in. How can you just help youself to his clothes like that.

Morning Don A, hope tou slept well.

Thanks Infinity, yes I did sleep well, allthough it was quite hot this night.

Did you have a goodnight sleep?

I slept very well thanks. Actually I would have liked to carry on sleepign, 'cause I was dreaming about you.

Oh I see, it's like that is it. Well, erm, fine.

*stomps off looking hurt*

Where's my dress gone?

That implies it was a good dream, otherwise you would be happy to wake up. Do you want to tell me what the dream was about, or is this to personal?

Well, is was you and me on the Titanic, the musci was playing we were on the prow of the ship....

Oh, you mean, ah okay

*looks a bit sheepish*

Where you wearing your dress Rama?

What is this, is everybody dreaming about me?

Where would you like me to wear my dress Alfredo?

Of coursse we dream about you, it's either you or d'Elephant, but then Zeppo jumps in and it all gets a bit weird.

LOL

~imagines to dream about d'E and Zeppo.~

Yes I agree, that is weird.

Mostly I dream about women, but either Infinity or Cafram has made an appearance yet.

~sigh~

Maybe tonight.

I think that should be "neither Infinity nor Cafram" .

Sometimes I still have trouble with my English I appologize for that.

English? Smenglish?

Dinna worry young man. I'm english and I have that problem all the time. Mind you it's normally after a dozen pints. Oh well, roll on 6pm, pub will be open and the fun will start.

I it's normal after several pints, but I didn't drink any today. It's only half past twelve overhere and I am at work.

For some ridiculous reason I am not allowed to drink during working ours.

I sometimes think that I'm only allowed in here when I am drunk. I do better work anyway.

Lunch today will be down the pub, nice sandwich and a pint in the sunshine, lovely.