A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam

Cal's Therapy Centre

Post 1

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Come in sit down, or better still lie down on my couch smiley - winkeye

Tell me all the things that are bothering you, Let me heal your pain/anger/sadness

And remember " It's not just you, It's me too"


Cal's Therapy Centre

Post 2

plato <surfer>

*has a seat*

Hey there Cal... umm... well i'm actually here to say welcome aboard, so... welcome aboard i guess... this seat sure is comfy...smiley - smiley


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Post 3

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Tell me all about yourself plato anything thats bothering you

And remember it's not just you it's me too


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Post 4

plato <surfer>

well, i have a big test coming up... and tomorrow's my birthday... ehhh... and that's about it really...smiley - erm


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Post 5

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Abig test and a birthday ummm

is the big test about birthdays?


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Post 6

plato <surfer>

no but my birthday might be a test... smiley - erm

I'm not sure what on though...

oh and are you wearing your towel??? it's towel day today y'know...smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*makes notes*

*umm towel seems to have a towel fetish*

Now tell me about this towel are you hoping for a new one for your birthday?


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Post 8

Hati

*knock-knock*


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Post 9

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

COME IN!


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Post 10

Hati

*enters, looks around*

Er, khmkhm, could I... Well, I'd like to... smiley - blush
What kind of therapy you actually practice? smiley - erm


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Post 11

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

What kind of therapy are you needing smiley - winkeye


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Post 12

Hati

I don't know, my heart is broken... smiley - wah


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Post 13

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

I think this calls for smiley - cuddle therapy

smiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddle
smiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddle
smiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddle
smiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddle
smiley - cuddlesmiley - cuddle


Cal's Therapy Centre

Post 14

Hati


I feel a little better, thanks. smiley - cuddle How can a broken heart be mended?


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Post 15

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Umm well i prescribe lots of smiley - cuddle from me two to bee taken every hour


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Post 16

Hati

And how long does it take to be cured? smiley - erm


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Post 17

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Depaends how did you break it did you drop it?


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Post 18

Hati

Erm, first of all I dropped it, then somebody stepped on it and eventually I burnt it. smiley - sadface


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Post 19

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

umm burning, It could be along time then

Why did you burn it?


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Post 20

Hati

By accident, I took it too close to the fire.


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