h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*practices reversing directions at lightning quick speed*

what's a shoo-in?

*twiddles high
twiddles low
twiddles fast
twiddles slow*

shoo-in
Pronunciation: 'shü-"in
Function: noun
Date: 1937
: one that is a certain and easy winner

a new word for me to learn!

*does thumb-ups*

Gotta keep those thumbs in shape!

*does finger push ups*

*twiddles alot*

Thumb-ups are very important to prevent thumb cramps during marathon twiddling sessions. Gotta stay in shape, you know!

we should all get together and write a book

Has any one done research as to whether in the southern hempishere, twiddlers start with one thumb and in the northern they start with the other? or do antipodean twiddlers twiddle one way and the rest twiddle in the reverse?

I appear to be an ambidextrous twiddler, watch this,
::twiddles::
::reverse twiddle::

i twiddle forwards

what a versatile group of twiddlers!

*continues twiddling*

we're all skilled

*twiddles*

It has to do with dominant sides of the brain ... of course, I'm making the whole thing up, but it sounds good!

Yes, of course when your brain is your dominant feature....

*twiddles with the best of 'em*

*news flash*

I've done it! I've perfected the three handed obverse backwards twiddle!

how, um, whose hand did you use to complete the manouevre, someone friendly I hope?

It required growing an extra hand of course.... that's why it took me so long to perfect it.

well done!