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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jul 31, 2001
Hmm... Spork. Try those numbers next time, along with a second ticket of 1 2 3 4 5 6.
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 2, 2001
::: twiddle :::
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 7, 2001
I think you may be asking the wrong person for the lottery results, Shea.
Most of the time I am making my way through your tomorrow, today. Therefore, if you ask me for the results, I simply go and get yesterdays results, give them to you today (which is, of course, my yesterday) and you should win.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 7, 2001
That sounds like a plan, EvilRoy! So could you tell me the numbers for Wibble's game tomorrow?
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 7, 2001
::: still twiddling, barely awake :::
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 7, 2001
Right!
::tries to synchronize his watch::
So now it's Wibble.... All I need to do is wait until it becomes Thing, in fourteen hours or so, get the results from yesterday, which at the moment is today and pass them to Shea (for whom it will still be Wibble).
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 7, 2001
Oh boy! 
I'll split the winnings with you, EvilRoy!
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 7, 2001
This is sooooo easy!
I wonder why no-one ever thought of it before?
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 8, 2001
but what if the numbers *are* 12345?
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 8, 2001
be patient Sir Loin, we'll know soon enough.
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 8, 2001
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 8, 2001
The winning lottery numbers for Wibble the 8th of August 2001 are.......
Have you got your pen ready?
[This posting has been censored by the Lottery Police]
So, there you have the winning lottery numbers. I don't need to say "good luck" because I know they're going to win.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 8, 2001
How did they do that so quickly? I'll try again.
The winning lottery numbers are
[Warning from the Lottery Police: "This is Special Lottery Agent Hugh Jars. Do not continue with this line of posting, EvilRoy, or you shall be charged with perverting the course of luck"]
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 9, 2001
Hello, my name is EvilRoy.
I've spent the past 7 hours or so being debriefed by my new friends from the Lottery Police.
I'd like to introduce to you...
Hugh Jarse 
and his partner
Wayne Kerr
They have helped me to see the error of my ways. They tell me that no-one would have benefited from the recent lottery numbers scheme and assure me that I have in no way been brain-washed or otherwise harmed by the experience.
Have a nice day.
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 9, 2001
Umm... hi, Hugh... heh heh... it was some other Gookwho cracked your system, I swear...
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 10, 2001
::t w i d d l e s::
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- 282: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 1, 2001)
- 283: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Aug 2, 2001)
- 284: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Aug 7, 2001)
- 285: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 7, 2001)
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- 287: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Aug 7, 2001)
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