h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well we won't put him down for the contacts. I mean who really has eyes THAT blue? Personally I can't get enough of blue eyes whatever shade they are.

ha ha! (I'm not laughing at you, I agree, he has lovely eyes).
Just a thought: If you ended up in Space, like Arthur, would Ford be the ideal guy to show you around? He would for me, he seems pretty responsible(and good looking)!

well, yeah! of course. who else could do it?

I really have no idea. Zaphod maybe? but he's too scatty, probably something to do with having two heads, I mean, what sort of guy carries a pair of glasses around with him that go black when you're in danger?! and he doesn't look very nice. (mainly its the extra head that causes the problem)
Where's Marty gone?

Well Zaphod's just this guy, you know/

Well Zaphod's just this guy, you know?

im back!
I have ballet lessons two days a week so my mum feeds my Neopets for me
but i cant go on here
so my reply is: hehehehehe

yeah well, Zaphod is.

ballet lessons? wow! must mean you're pretty bendy.

Yeah. I wish I could dance properly, I've always been more into tap though.
Anyway, back to Ford... ?

did ford have ballet lessons then? can you picture it? He'd probably only have a go if you gave him a lot to drink.

WHAT!!!!!!
no, no, no, I didn't mean Ford dancing, I meant we were digressing!
But, yes, he probably would have a go if you gave him a lot to drink! That bit in the Restaurant at the End of the Universe with Hotblack springs to mind!

don't worry - I wasn't serious. Ford wouldn't do ballet if his life depended on it.

not really i cant do the splits

i'm having a brace put on tomorrow
no toffee or softmints
boo
have to ask about peanuts though

have you noticed how theres only three of us in this conversation?

Hi, I'm back! don't worry about the brace thing, I've had it done and it takes a bit of getting used to, and it hurts for a while but, yes, avoid toffee at all costs!
I had noticed that there's only three of us, I wonder what happened to Titch, who was here at the beginning of this conversation?

mmm where did she go?
it did hurt 4 a little while but it is settling down now

Dunno.
Glad you're feeling better. Softmints are OK, its just toffee. But I can have toffee again now cos I had my brace off a while ago and am only wearing retainers at night now. yay!
Anyway, back to Ford. I agree with not panicking. He wouldn't even do ballet if his life depended on it!
He can sink a pint though can't he? Mind you, so can Arthur. (Simon Jones of course).

hahahahahaaaaaaaaa