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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 28, 2001
Dragonfly - they smell funny because I had them stored in the same drawer that I keep my Minties. Hence - mint condition.
BTW - do you have Minties where you are?? They are a chewy mint sweet.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 28, 2001
They sound DELICIOUS!!! I'm sure we have something similar...
We have Denver Mints(I found this out only recently)-- mint and chocolate-- it's clever, because we have a Denver Mint which produces currency for the States. 
I wanted to buy some... I have a weakness for mint and chocolate...
Hey... Abi dear!!! Have you heard the rumors about a Pantaloons Parlor opening down the street!?? 
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jun 28, 2001
Often enough, Abi, often enough ...
So what excitements are Pantaloon Parlour going to be offering, Dragonfly?
I bet, there proprietor doesn't keep getting her head stuck in the kettle ... the ultimate sign of quality.
You've heard of the Kite Mark ... well, the kettle print is one better ... promise
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Abi Posted Jun 28, 2001
Well my Forward Job Plan does state the one of my aims is to provide a 'high quality user experience'!
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 28, 2001
*thinks "up the spout?" - and then out of fear of repercussions reconsiders*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 28, 2001
Herrrmmm... it's a Pantaloon Parlor, without the u. Damn Yankees.
I just heard the rumor. They are trying to capitalise on the sucess of the Frilly Knicker Shop... I'm going to visit it soon to see what it's all about...
Oh wait... I am here...
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E G Mel Posted Jun 28, 2001
*tingaling*
I've come to buy some Cheese, oops sorry wrong sketch. 
Now Knickers, navy blue, definately, with a small fish motif on the right just by the pelvis, erm and little Goo coloured frills 
For special occasions only and minimilist because the weather is so hot!
Then some everyday sky blue pink ones with silver frills. 5 pairs should do it!
(1 per pair of knickers )
Thank you if you please
Mel 
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E G Mel Posted Jun 28, 2001
I'll have the everyday pairs gift wrapped but I feel like wearing the special ones please!
Mel
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Abi Posted Jun 28, 2001
*disappears within a haze of tissue paper and ribbon*
Right time to put that kettle on I think...
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FluffySheep - Keeper of Caffinated Drinks - With Deepest Sympathy Posted Jun 28, 2001
*picks up some white knickers with extra frills and fluffy bits and bells*
Loverly!
*dances in her frilly knickers and runs off to change her name*
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jun 28, 2001
*avoids cracking same gag for 3rd time in a row*
Love the keks, Fluff ... very ... Frilly
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E G Mel Posted Jun 28, 2001
I'll crack it then, ....
*removes the kettle from Abi's head and places an earl grey tea bag in a cup with a single brown sugar lump*
Mel
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jun 28, 2001
*avoids bursting into hysterical, maniacal laughter at the thought of kettle being turned*
pfkpfl ...
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Santragenius V Posted Jun 28, 2001
Feisor -- where exactly did you learn your latin? 
"Santragenium" - I'll find a good use for that some fine day...!
I'd say it was a good thing it was the kettle which was just turned on -- I have before already seen Abi at the boiling point ...
*looks wideeyed and innocent*
She did say I should be afraid....
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 28, 2001
::raises an eyebrow::
Those Goo knickers are MOST classy!!! Great taste... Must be a muse...
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E G Mel Posted Jun 28, 2001
Of course! Muse of Baggy trousers at your service!
Mel
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- 141: Abi (Jun 28, 2001)
- 142: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jun 28, 2001)
- 143: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 28, 2001)
- 144: Abi (Jun 28, 2001)
- 145: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jun 28, 2001)
- 146: Abi (Jun 28, 2001)
- 147: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jun 28, 2001)
- 148: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 28, 2001)
- 149: E G Mel (Jun 28, 2001)
- 150: Abi (Jun 28, 2001)
- 151: E G Mel (Jun 28, 2001)
- 152: Abi (Jun 28, 2001)
- 153: FluffySheep - Keeper of Caffinated Drinks - With Deepest Sympathy (Jun 28, 2001)
- 154: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jun 28, 2001)
- 155: Abi (Jun 28, 2001)
- 156: E G Mel (Jun 28, 2001)
- 157: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jun 28, 2001)
- 158: Santragenius V (Jun 28, 2001)
- 159: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 28, 2001)
- 160: E G Mel (Jun 28, 2001)
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