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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 28, 2001
HERRRMM!??
HEY!!! Zebra-striped Knickers!!! 
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Ian M Jefferson Posted Jun 28, 2001
Look! Zebras are just plain Kinky, and surely NOT allowed!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 28, 2001
Surely zebras don't even wear knickers?
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 28, 2001
Excellent point, my dear doctor!!!
How about elephant knickers!!! How can that be kinky!??
Ian
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Abi Posted Jun 28, 2001
No ... there was a zebra that became a rug that ended up with Ashley posing on it... *shakes head sadly*
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 29, 2001
surely zebras wear all over knickers??
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Ian M Jefferson Posted Jun 29, 2001
You mean Zebras really aren't black and white stripey things, but just horses that wear all over Zebra Knickers?
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Santragenius V Posted Jun 29, 2001
Well, according to a very well know Danish lullaby, it's absolutely true! 
:
*tries to sing*
"A zebra puts on its ni-ight gown..."
*it does work better in Danish, but that would be against the house rules 
and also difficult for most of you to understand*
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Santragenius V Posted Jun 29, 2001
That should actually have been:
"A zebra puts on its ni-ight gown
with bla-ack and whi-ite stri-ipes"
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 29, 2001
Er, hi everyone! My probation officer has warned me against wearing frilly knickers in public in case I get arrested and the police think my old trouble is coming back. 
Do you think I could get some baggy knee-length shorts here, of a size suitable for a fat bast... er, a gentleman with a fuller figure?
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Abi Posted Jun 29, 2001
I should point out it was actually a fake zebra!
Morning all!
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 29, 2001
(Stands around in shop 
ing and waiting for Abi to notice post #191)
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Abi Posted Jun 29, 2001
Oh sorry Ormy I was temporarily distracted by the fake zebra.
Errmm what have we got...
*rummages*
Hmmmmm
*Holds up lovely pair of long johns in the Bradford City colour*
What do you think?
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 29, 2001
Lovely colours! But wouldn't I need some tennis shorts to wear over them?
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Abi Posted Jun 29, 2001
well i guess that depends on whether you intend on playing tennis or not? 
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E G Mel Posted Jun 29, 2001
Is it actually likely that foriegn languages will ever be allowed on bbc/h2g2? Just a yes or no answer please I don't want to pollute this thread with the old discussions as to the why's and where fors..
Mel 
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 29, 2001
Well, yes, I thought I might try my hand at a bit of the old 
, even though my fitness level is probably better suited to sticking to the 
...
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Abi Posted Jun 29, 2001
Mel, we are working on it. But at the moment I cannot give you any thing more then the vaguest of answers. We simply don't have the langauge skills among the moderators.
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E G Mel Posted Jun 29, 2001
Thanks for the answer Abi, I can understand it must be difficult, but it's nice to know you're working on it, exactly how many moderators do you employ?
Mel
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- 181: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 28, 2001)
- 182: Ian M Jefferson (Jun 28, 2001)
- 183: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 28, 2001)
- 184: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 28, 2001)
- 185: Abi (Jun 28, 2001)
- 186: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jun 29, 2001)
- 187: Ian M Jefferson (Jun 29, 2001)
- 188: E G Mel (Jun 29, 2001)
- 189: Santragenius V (Jun 29, 2001)
- 190: Santragenius V (Jun 29, 2001)
- 191: Ormondroyd (Jun 29, 2001)
- 192: Abi (Jun 29, 2001)
- 193: Ormondroyd (Jun 29, 2001)
- 194: Abi (Jun 29, 2001)
- 195: Ormondroyd (Jun 29, 2001)
- 196: Abi (Jun 29, 2001)
- 197: E G Mel (Jun 29, 2001)
- 198: Ormondroyd (Jun 29, 2001)
- 199: Abi (Jun 29, 2001)
- 200: E G Mel (Jun 29, 2001)
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