h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll go check on that redhotjazz-thingy

*points to a jade green decidedly frill pair with turtoise motifs*

Could I have those, please -- and I'd like them giftwrapped, too

Abi, whenever (ifever) you come to Denmark, there's lots of god jazz around! Of course the world famous names like NHØP (bass player, easiest abbriviated) and the Doky's but also quite a lot more (I guess there are a few links off my space). And Danish to go along with it

*gets busy giftwrapping*

I have to say Santragenius, I have always wanted to visit Denmark!

Welcome anytime!

Right where is my next customer?

Ooh....I'll have that leopard print pair.

~grabs them off shelf and holds them up to the light~

I say, where they made for Bridget Jones? But that's OK, because when the novelty wears off I can always turn them into a rather fetching handbag, don't you think?

GGG

Shame on you, Abi!

My Athena poster does not lie: real tennis players don't wear knickers.

Mycroft! What are you suggesting?!!

~patiently waiting for service, leapard print frilly knickers in hand~

~patiently waiting for service, leopard print frilly knickers in hand~

Oh I am sorry Go Go Girl!

Would you like them gift wrapped or are you just going to add them to your Researcher name right away?

Whilst I'm here young lady, I'll take another dozen pairs please, that's bloomers, sensible, but I'll be a little more adventuous as it's summer, 3 navy, 3 bottle green & 3 beige.

*Sensible Bloomers - Soon to be seen on a park bench or in a shopping precinct near you*

Granny - was that a promise or a threat ???

Is this the tent?

*opens eyes*

Oops! Sorry ladies!

*covers eyes with towel and leaves, quickly*

Santragenius, neither, it's a fact, a special sitting yoga-like position you learn how to do when you get your pension book. See my space!


GW
*Thought for the day - Why does Life not have an 'Undo' button?*

Shouldn't a guru know better than to blunder into the wrong tent?

(and before you get started that I'm not a missus, I was her to procure frilly knickers for .... hmmm, I'd better not say )

Shouldn't a guru know better than to blunder into the wrong tent?

(and before you get started that I'm not a missus, I was here to procure frilly knickers for .... hmmm, I'd better not say )

Hmmmm..
*walks absent mindedly around*

Ohhh Abi,
You see that pair over there with DON'T on one side and PANIC on the other, and are pink...
Can I have those please

*looks at LittleMiss's knickers and feels calm and relaxed*

Why certainly LittleMissFordPrefect!

Anything that keeps Lucinda under control has to be a good thing!

I wonder if the "Don't" or the "Panic" side makes the best impression, though

*dare not ask which is which*