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Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
Abi Started conversation Jul 3, 2000
Welcome to h2g2. This is the thread for introducing yourself and meeting other researchers old and new. Please feel free to ask questions - h2g2 related or not!
Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 3, 2000
Tea, anyone? Coffee? Sandwiches?
Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
GOD Posted Jul 4, 2000
* HE wanders in with some chocolates... *
Hello, these are from Saint Clelba, after I made her the Patron Saint of Chocolate Cats, I'm afraid she's gone off them rather... 
* HE refills Abi's And Justin's cups... *
I don't suppose you would like hot chocolate instead , now would you ??? 
How are you both this fine morning...? 
* HE searches around for St.Peter's typed up note - lost. Humanity would be a little concerned about HIS absent-mindedness of late, if they knew... *
Ah...Yes !!!
Why not stop over at the H2G2 Guardian Angels. Who simply love to help New User's...!!!
This week Saint Courtney will give the how to guide of avoiding Social Embarrassment. So if you have ever found yourself chained to a railing of a major arterial road after a stag-night, metaphorically back-stabbed a friend whilst they physically stood behind you, or found out 'precisely' what your friends think of you...be sure to be there !!!
Also, Saint Galaxy Babe will bring some life experience to bare in 'Dealing with Temper Tantrums'. Given that everyone has an inner-child who invariably is a right little monster. So why spend thousands of dollars on 'Management Training', when all the employee needs is to be sent to bed early, without pudding...
Plus, This week you can get your very own Guardian Angel !!!
This offer can't last...!!!
Please click the following...
http://www.h2g2.com/A300943
Thankyou...
- Simply, High Spirited.
Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 5, 2000
Yes. Are there no newcomers this week?
Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
Abi Posted Jul 5, 2000
well you are the ACE! Go and leave this URL on a few pages!!!!
Honestly > )) (that is a vacant space hopper in case you are wondering!)
>)
Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
Abi Posted Jul 5, 2000
GOD you are ommipotent! You are not meant to be scared of anything!!
Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
GOD Posted Jul 5, 2000
Well, I'll admit to being a little scared of Celine Dion, badgers, small children & Community Editors...
Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 5, 2000
Good job I wrapped those sandwiches in clingfilm.
Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 5, 2000
No, they all vanished when you lot switched off the TDV website.
Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 5, 2000
Oh!
*mysteriously produces a multipack of Penguins*
How's the diet going?
Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
Abi Posted Jul 5, 2000
not now I am just off to get a cow sandwich
Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
bigalthefirst( patron saint of patron saints) Posted Jul 5, 2000
Yes I'll have a grande latte and a pastrami on malted heavy on the anchovies ( People are so cruel, what did anchovies ever do to anyone ?)
Nice to be here, good supply of oxygen, lots of nice people, the ACES are well...ACE.
My first friends are Peta, Anna, Abi, Alicat, veggieman and anyone else I have forgotten sorry.
Visit my place for STORIES and POEMS I will post at least ONE of either denomination daily.
Bye...
LOve Bigalthefirst ,
Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 5, 2000
And very aptly named!
Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
Bartleby Posted Jul 8, 2000
Hi. I'm Joe...and I'm a new researcher.
Perhaps I'll look back at this day and laugh. Yes...or perhaps I'll cry, wishing to forget the past.
Yeah, that's probably it.
Love me, please?
JoeC...http://www.h2g2.com/U142490
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Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000
- 1: Abi (Jul 3, 2000)
- 2: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 3, 2000)
- 3: GOD (Jul 4, 2000)
- 4: Abi (Jul 5, 2000)
- 5: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 5, 2000)
- 6: Abi (Jul 5, 2000)
- 7: GOD (Jul 5, 2000)
- 8: Abi (Jul 5, 2000)
- 9: GOD (Jul 5, 2000)
- 10: Abi (Jul 5, 2000)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 5, 2000)
- 12: Abi (Jul 5, 2000)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 5, 2000)
- 14: Abi (Jul 5, 2000)
- 15: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 5, 2000)
- 16: Abi (Jul 5, 2000)
- 17: bigalthefirst( patron saint of patron saints) (Jul 5, 2000)
- 18: Abi (Jul 5, 2000)
- 19: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 5, 2000)
- 20: Bartleby (Jul 8, 2000)
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