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Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 1

Abi

Welcome to h2g2. This is the thread for introducing yourself and meeting other researchers old and new. Please feel free to ask questions - h2g2 related or not!


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 2

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Tea, anyone? Coffee? Sandwiches?


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 3

GOD

* HE wanders in with some chocolates... *

Hello, these are from Saint Clelba, after I made her the Patron Saint of Chocolate Cats, I'm afraid she's gone off them rather... smiley - bigeyes

* HE refills Abi's And Justin's cups... *

I don't suppose you would like hot chocolate instead , now would you ??? smiley - winkeye

How are you both this fine morning...? smiley - smiley

* HE searches around for St.Peter's typed up note - lost. Humanity would be a little concerned about HIS absent-mindedness of late, if they knew... smiley - winkeye *

Ah...Yes !!!

Why not stop over at the H2G2 Guardian Angels. Who simply love to help New User's...!!! smiley - smiley

This week Saint Courtney will give the how to guide of avoiding Social Embarrassment. So if you have ever found yourself chained to a railing of a major arterial road after a stag-night, metaphorically back-stabbed a friend whilst they physically stood behind you, or found out 'precisely' what your friends think of you...be sure to be there !!!

Also, Saint Galaxy Babe will bring some life experience to bare in 'Dealing with Temper Tantrums'. Given that everyone has an inner-child who invariably is a right little monster. So why spend thousands of dollars on 'Management Training', when all the employee needs is to be sent to bed early, without pudding...

Plus, This week you can get your very own Guardian Angel !!!

This offer can't last...!!! smiley - winkeye

Please click the following...

http://www.h2g2.com/A300943

Thankyou... smiley - smiley

smiley - fish - Simply, High Spirited.


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 4

Abi

quiet isn't it?


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 5

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Yes. Are there no newcomers this week?


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 6

Abi

well you are the ACE! Go and leave this URL on a few pages!!!!

Honestly > )) (that is a vacant space hopper in case you are wondering!)

>smiley - smiley)


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 7

GOD

* HE flinches... smiley - winkeye *

smiley - fish


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 8

Abi

GOD you are ommipotent! You are not meant to be scared of anything!!


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 9

GOD

Well, I'll admit to being a little scared of Celine Dion, badgers, small children & Community Editors... smiley - winkeye

smiley - fish


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 10

Abi

*fills up the kettle and switches it on*


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 11

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Good job I wrapped those sandwiches in clingfilm.


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 12

Abi

got any penguins?


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 13

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

No, they all vanished when you lot switched off the TDV website.


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 14

Abi

I mean chocolate ones!


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 15

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oh!
*mysteriously produces a multipack of Penguins*
How's the diet going?


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 16

Abi

not now I am just off to get a cow sandwich smiley - winkeye


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 17

bigalthefirst( patron saint of patron saints)

Yes I'll have a grande latte and a pastrami on malted heavy on the anchovies ( People are so cruel, what did anchovies ever do to anyone ?)

Nice to be here, good supply of oxygen, lots of nice people, the ACES are well...ACE.

My first friends are Peta, Anna, Abi, Alicat, veggieman and anyone else I have forgotten sorry.

Visit my place for STORIES and POEMS I will post at least ONE of either denomination daily.

Bye...


LOve Bigalthefirst smiley - winkeye, smiley - smiley


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 18

Abi

Hurrah the first one of the week! smiley - smiley


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 19

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

And very aptly named! smiley - smiley


Newcomers Welcome w/c 3 July 2000

Post 20

Bartleby

Hi. I'm Joe...and I'm a new researcher.

Perhaps I'll look back at this day and laugh. Yes...or perhaps I'll cry, wishing to forget the past.

Yeah, that's probably it.

Love me, please?

JoeC...http://www.h2g2.com/U142490


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