h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My name is 2legs and I am an h2g2 addict.
Can anyone help?

I'm sure help will come rushing to you soon. Until then, why not console yourself with joining the group? Post your URL here and I'll add you to the short but optimistic list.

I think it is;
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U169793

I am the vogonpoet U(1x74)-(32x1)=42, and I am an H2G2 addict.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U174321

I too need help...

Welcome, vogonpoet, to this fledgling group. You can feel proud in the knowledge that you are helping to found a society that will help many such as ourselves. To ensure good membership and therefore lots of help, please put a link to this site on your homepage so others may find peer support too.

Feel free to enter any conversations already posted, or why not start your own?

HiVogonpoet, Hi deackie, so glad you could come, although its not exactly busy yet; too many people denying their addiction, I think...

or too busy posting in the
You know you're a h2g2 addict when ...... forum

My name is Feisor and I am an h2g2 addict
BUT I DON'T WANT HELP - I LIKE IT!!!!!




PS - an h2g2 addict OR a h2g2 addict

I think it should be a H2g2 addict, but an h2g2 addict sounds better

To be grammatically correct in British English (can't comment on American) 'an' should go before words beginning with a silent 'H', while 'a' should go before words beginning with an aspirated 'H'. The pronunciation of the letter 'H' depends on your dialect, some pronounce it haitch, while others aitch. So, basically, if you pronounce H2G2, haitch2G2 then type 'a', if you pronounce it aitch2G2, then type 'an'.

NB.I won't start a raging debate over which pronunciation of 'H' is correct

Feisor - Congratulations!!!! You already appear to have completed our 3 steps. Why not become a member and help others to become as well adjusted as yourself.

6 X 2 = 12 !!!

I'me glad we have cleared that up; I am an H2G2 addict!!

I think most researchers are members anyway aren't they?? Even if they haven't signed up.

Can I be a consultant instead - that way I can get the benefits and not do too much w*rk.
BTW I'm a member of The Procrastinators' Society http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A431911 and have postponed all work on a cure for my addiction until further notice.

Well - that's MY excuse

You seem to know consultants well

I'll probably take a look at the Procrastinators' Society when I get round to it.

As I said a few days ago; I will take a look at the Procrastinators' Society tommorrow!!!
I can't leave h2g2, I can't do anything else, although I managed to go clothes shopping this morning, which was a bit worrying; thought I might have to find an internet-cafe part way through shopping to get an H2G2 fix, but settled for a savory Dutch pancake instead; yum, yum!!!

Eating instead of h2g2 - ing???? I suspect that your addiction has not reached optimum as yet

Food and H2G2 shouldnt have to be mutually exclusive - I didnt eat dinner for the entire first week after I joined as the lab shuts at 8, so to not be present at 8 means no pc until 7am next morning, so I surfed on through from 4 till 2 every night, dinner be damned, but I am not proud....

It's amazing how long you can live on coffee isn't it?

It is, but you think this lab has coffee service?

Its amazing how long you can live on NOTHING apart from virtual

.... be positive!! At least virtual doesn't put the weight on - and you can always supplement the diet with virtual and

Yes, what comfort I find in all those virtual calories, as I watch the scales slide down the slippery slope, from 68 to 64, ever shrinking...