h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmm, yeh..... but.... I'm bored

You're *always* bored. I know how you feel - it's a symptom of a having a brain that is too highly tuned for life on this planet. We just have to get on with it, hard though it is.

Look! Hard though it is! More smutty innuendo. Bob, I'm good at my job.

Come on 2legs, you know we're the only party that can cater to your needs. We're certainly the only party that can cater to my needs.

if I did; I'll have to contineue running the MRBP pages; and put nighthoover as pressident candidate for the party it'd be the only outsane thing for me to do ooo I think I'll do it

There would be something beautiful about Nighthoover running for Prez, but shouldn't he (she?) be reserved for somewhere better than The Alabaster House? Isn't Nighthoover greater than mere politics? Wouldn't Presidential Office be beneath the glorious Nighthoover?

Yeh, probably; but then again I don't think they'd get many votes

C'mon legs you know it makes sense!

Let recap the offer

For defecting to us you can have.. the vice president position, and if i'm elected i will collude strongly with the royal court on descisions..you can also be minister for badgers. Roymondo is waiting to torture you and there will befree handcuffs and plenty of free sex and booze and pizza..go on...

Ooo very very tempting can't we form a coallition instead post election?

Nope..only if you join us..

I'll need to think about it

youve had`plenty of time to think about it..in or out final answer ,last chance

Ooo ,erm> well I'll , or, maybe

'taps foot'

everyone is hastling me to join up with them! need to think think think think must seek guidence n i g h t h o o v e r

avotefor nighthoover is vote for 2legs just list 2legs