h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We have to write a party political broadcast as to why we should be voted for for the post!

Who fancies the job then?

*Looks away*

*Stares at shoes*

made that decision then 2legs?

I'm not sure i@m really not sure

C'mon..between us we have much more power..I'll even let you bringafew policys and a couple of ministers with you!

Serephina - check your inbox.

I've written a brilliant one for the MRBP its all about socks

Socks? Any references to alternative uses such as:

Bomb making equipment (apparently)

Television screen cleaner

Rock singer's crotch enhancer

Male adolescent's 'excitement' receptacle.

No not relaly its mainly about type and colour of socks maybe its a bit to not direct enough to appeal to the voters I am still toying with taking the MRBP out in a blaze of glory and intregue and coming over to your side its just a matter of timing would I still get to be VP? and minister for badgers? and put in your manafesto something to declaire King 2legs offical king of HooToo?

If only it was within my remit to grant you such authority. However, as Minister of Smut & Debauchery I'm sure I could find a few interesting postions for you.

And yes, I know that there are lost tribes in the Himalayas that could see that one coming.

Where did I get that quote from? I genuinely can't remember.

*takes up an interesting position this one do?

Not bad. Here, let me just pull that round a bit. There. Much better.

*screams* thank you

*fidgits*

Don't thank me, thank the party. Since being made Minister Of Smut & Debauchery I have a renewed passion for all things smutty & debauched. It's no longer a hobby - it's now a ministerial commitment. I am smutty, but I shall increase to the smut, for it is my duty. I am debauched, but I shall further the the debauchery, for it is my duty. I am challenged, but I shall rise to the challenge for it is a smutty innuendo and smutty innuendos are now my ministerial responsibility.

Ooo I'm very tempted to join the party..... maybe.....

2legs, this party has everything you could possibly desire. Booze, smut, more meets & badgers. I fail to see how you could possibly go wrong by joining us.

Well.... I'd not be in power I have to establish the 2legs hedgamoni! dunno actually

You're already King. I'm sure the *right* president will have no objection to retaining a regal element to H2G2. Of course, some candidates might be pure republicans, and we know where that would leave the Royal Castle and, more importantly, the Royal Bondage Room. Think on, good sir.