h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, isn't that what most partys are about?

I don't mind the pizzas and the delivery boys, but suppose we've been asleep for far longer than we think? Suppose nowadays, all delivery boys are clones of Jar Jar Binks?

If that's the case I have some cyanide pills I keep in the Panic Room.

I'll check them out through the spy hole in the door..I'll only let the good looking ones in.

we need ice it's hot in here...can we get a delivery man to bring it

I don't think they deliver ice.
How about snow?

*the doorbell rings* s to answer the door *peers through the spi hole in the door I think they'l do *opens the door, *takes boxes of pizza off the dilivery boys* *grabs hold of the dilivery boys and throws em into the dungeon I mean spare room *locks the dungeon I mean spare room door Ooo pizza who wants pizza lets leave the dilivery boys to have fun on their own a while *drinks and munches Pizza

I'll have some pizza, I guess.

What about delivery girls, huh?

They should be here in just a minute, with the other take away order we calle dout for *munchs pizza and drinks

Hey 2legs, how is it when I'm wandering around, seemingly randomly, through H2G2, I end up running into your name someplace?

well I do tend to get around a bit anywhere in particular ?

honey you do tend to get around a bit but if stinky saw you....is he following you ?

This pizza is pretty good. Can we send the delivery boys back for more?

Send teh dilivery boys back?! naaa... just call out for fresh pizza and fresh dilivery boys/girls *picks up the phone and order out for more pizza
'No.... I can't imagine what happened to the last dilivery people you sent here... maybe they were in an accident on th way back to you...'

more deliveries yay..this is great ..back to normal anyone seen my whip?

No, I'm not following 2legs. I was just clicking around and I came upon the "What can we blame 2legs for" Thread.

can i hide in here stinky? i promise not to behave
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oohh they've all gone and left me alone with the delivery boys

*returns two years later*

Oh hey, What's going on?

The delivery boys have gone stale