h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We could do with a few more people hang on!
*dials a number on the phone
'Hello, yes, I'd like to order two large pizzas please, thank you, yes, that is the address'
*hangs up
*dials another number
'hello, yes please, our normal order, yes, same adress, oh, no, only the two kebabs, thanks'
*hangs up
*dials another number
'hello, yes, two portions of egg fried rice, and two chow mains, yes, same adress as last time thank you, oh, no don't know what happened to your dilivery people, do you have new ones?, Ahh good, see you soon then'.
*hangs up
'Guests', or 'victums', or 'hostages', depending on how you like to term them, are on their way *opens bottle of beer

*ding gong*
ahh, the door bell,
*answers door,
*pulls into teh party two pizzas and the dilivery girl Lets party! *puts on music

: Your eyes are like two limpid pools.

: Your pools are two limpid eyes.

Am I too drunk?

*harases dilivery girl

*ding dong*
Oh, thats the thing, again
*answers thing

*two dilivery people, plus kebabs and chinese food enter the party Fun Fun Fun!
*molests the dilivery girls *drinks

Ah, what would I do without you two?

Probably relaps into anticosial mode.

*mind wanders*

My wand minders...

Er, my mind wanders, too--usually in the
direction of chocolate.

my wonder mind too, useually in direction of the dilivery girls or is that my wand wonders in teh mind of the dilivery girls *opens another anyone for pizza?

I'm *always* ready for pizza.

Ahh, how true
*passes over pizza in a pizza box
*takes the pizza dilivery girl through to the bedroom

Those pizzas must have been heavy if the delivery
girl needs to go rest right after delivering them.

Well, if she isn't tired at the moment... She soon will be
*pops back to grab and some

Well, if she isn't tired at the moment... She soon will be
*pops back to grab and some

Question: since you popped back for
twice, does the delivery girl have four arms?
Or are you handcuffing her legs as well.

Oh, yes, the legs, obviously *pops back to eat a little pizza Just to give me a little* strength *drinks

Whatever.

Still, it makes the party interesting
and lively and different.

Oh, look those* other* dilivery girls look bored... Perhaps you could entertain them? ahh, to bisuness *returns back to bedroom

I will trump you, my pretty!

*wonders by, looks at the mess, picks up a pizza box, finds some cold pizza

It takes an intrepid researcher to truly appreciate cold pizza.

Nothing like cold pizza, well, except maybe left over cold kebab from teh night before : My father lived off cold pizza for a year whilst studying in London, he'd travel back late, and he passed a pizza shop on teh way to Kings Cross, or whatever lLondon station he was using, and they'd just be closing up the pizza shop, and he got really* cheap pizza they had left Hmm, this party seems a little quite... How you doing anyhow?