h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm doing fine.

Just keep the cold pizza and stale Krispy Kremes coming!

*hunts round for cold pizza
*collects up a huge pile of empty pizza boxs and throws them out the window Ahh! I've found a huge supply of alcohol lurking in this corner, looks like someone tried to hide it behind these empty pizza boxs *hutnts some more There's two large pizzas here, untouched, and very cold

Not to worry!

I have ways of warming them up.

This party lasted for quite a while. It started in, what, 2001? I've noticed that some threads on this site can last for years. Crazy.

*wakes up* oi! what happened to my pizza! *gets up and wonders over to the fridge anyone fancy a beer?

Not much of a party anymore. Maybe more people will show up. Maybe?

I'm sure more people will turn up soon or wake up... there seems to be a few bodies laying about...

stinky you are back is the party back on? YAY

It can be back on if anyone cares for it to be.
So what should we do or talk about?

yea well there seems to be three of us already which makes a party in my book so why the big absence from teh site and sudden return?

Hm, well I'm not sure why I left. I just drift away from sites occasionally. And no particular reason for coming back either, I guess. I recently read Salmon of Doubt and that got me thinking about this place.

OK fair enough your back anyhow which is good

I can't believe Stinky is back and the party is back on...YEAAY
debauchery rules...
starts again

(goes to have a look to see if any of the dilivery boys are left ooo I just found a pizza box with three quaters of a peparami pizza in it

I think someone let all the delivery boys go....we'll just have to order some more

*picks up the phone*
'Hello, I'd like to order three twelve inch mushroom and salami pizza's, two six inch garlic bread pizza's and four dilivery boys please'
'ehhh'
'yes same address as last time thankyou'. *goes to prepare the dungeon.... I mean bedroom *opens a bottle of nd sips whilst filling a glass with

wwooo hooo gets out whip and chains..more

I can't help wondering what effect the profanity filter will have on the content of this thread....we can't let it die..party on

Don't think it should make a difference should it? *waits for the dilivery boys to arrive *finishes drinks an and the glass of *sips the

Looks like more of the same. Heavy drinking and bondage.