h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you have far too much time on your hands. I would assume you are newly retired, well off enough to not have to worry. Straight. Possibly a grandchild on the way or expecting the news soon. You will be well educated, although possibly without a formal degree. Recent partner problems (some conflict here) love wide open spaces and have two pairs of walking shoes, one old one new.
How did i do?

Actually, I am full-time employed, decades from being able to afford to retire.
My daughter is 19 and not pregnant nor engaged.

I have a well-used library card.

I am an agoraphobic and an aspergers person.

I have two pair of work shoes, one trainers, one work boots.

as for time on my hands, I play and record music, write constantly, and draw a single panel cartoon for the H2G2 Post.

And the ex left me five years ago.