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A gnomonA True Guide Hero Puts His Name In The Hat

Running mate: Master B1.		A gnomon
George W Bush vs. Gnomon - a Critical Comparison
Gnomon is a h2g2 legend. Enough said2. He has over 100 Edited Guide Entries. He is the voice of reason on topics as varied as music, physics and Irish history. He does NOT get ratted at Meet-ups and wee in doorways. What better candidate could you wish for?
Bush
  • Dumb
  • Incoherent
  • Irrational
  • Pro-American
  • Warmonger
  • No beard
  • Chokes on food
  • Bad President
Gnomon
  • Intelligent
  • Eloquent
  • Sensible
  • Worldly
  • Pacifist
  • Beard
  • Is on diet
  • Good President
So, Ladies and Gentlemen, vote Gnomon in the H2G2 Presidential Elections - he's the only candidate that really, really does make sense.
1Don't let this put you off.2Obviously enough clearly hasn't been said, because I go on to say more....

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