h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why I Support Hypatia for H2G2 President: A5957788

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That's really nice, quizzical. Thanks for putting that together. Maybe Jodan can put it on the campaign page for us.

Some of our greatest leaders have also been gardeners, for example, Admiral William Bligh. Suggest you add huge daily mandatory doses of sauerkraut and forced nightly dancing to the Ozarkian plaform.

After reading that I'd go off and vote for Hyp right now, if it weren't for the fact I did it yesterday.

Sauerkraut is one of the healthiest things you can eat. The combination of the cabbage and vinegar creates a health food dynamo. Too bad it doesn't taste and smell a bit better.

On a realted topic, did you know that there is now a variety of asparagus that when eaten doesn't cause your urine to stink?

Thanks Bagpuss. I am asking all of my supporters to only vote once. We don't want to begin our term of office under a cloud of scandal.

make that a related topic.

Y'know, I do have a second account.

No. Unless you have a different email it wouldn't work. And even then, it'd be immoral and the wrong tone for the Hypatia campaign. I know political morality may sound strange coming out of the evil army leader....

Damn! I just resgistered new 150 yahoo accounts and was planning to vote Nighthoover's U-number and many other elvised accounts....I like leaders with integrity...if you insist, I will show restraint.

In... tegrity?

Integrity:
1. Steadfast adherence to a strict moral or ethical code.
2. The state of being unimpaired; soundness.
3. The quality or condition of being whole or undivided; completeness.

Well, I am undivided physically sooooo....yes. I have integrity!

Thanks quizzical It's on the page now.

As for not having much to do with sheep, I think sheep fall under the heading of 'varmints that get into the garden and eat it'....

If doesn't have a healthier diet than Jodan, then he wouldn't be caught dead in a garden eating veggies. I seriously worry about Jodan's eating habits. He thinks the major food groups are ice cream, french fries and Little Debbie cakes.

What's a Little Debbie cake? Chocolate is definitely one of the major food groups...

Little Debbie is a brand name. They have probably 30 different varieties of cakes and cookies. They come in boxes of 8 -12 generally and are individually wrapped. Good for popping in lunch boxes. My personal favorite is the caramel cookie bars. I buy them a lot to pass out for kids programs becaues it is now illegal for us to give the kids home made goodies.

Here. http://www.littledebbie.com/#

OK. Forgive the dumb British person. We can give out home made or shop bought stuff, as long as we're careful about allergies.