A Conversation for CAMELOT (A place of enchantment and participation)
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Pheroneous II Posted Dec 24, 2008
Well, what an invite! Gb, me and a Rolls Royce. You know what, I think I will. Drive on, dear lady, drive on!
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Dec 24, 2008
OK, you steer while I just tie a scarf bow under my big floppy hat...
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Pheroneous II Posted Dec 26, 2008
Ah... I know about scarves and these open cars, and have no wish (yet) to see you strangled to death, or bouncing along behind. (bouncing behinds are good in their way, I agree, but that's not what is meant here) Please, therefore, much as I like a lady in a hat, I must politely ask you either to prefer a flat cap, or keep it on with an elastic band.
[toot toot]
Ferry or tunnel, my dear?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jan 1, 2009
its not a very big railway, or an important one
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Pheroneous II Posted Jan 2, 2009
Well, I, as you see, have my mind on other things. I'm off to gay Paree with gB here, hoping to persuade her to loosen her stays and play. Even so, I was hoping for something grander. With viaducts and manned level crossings and such-like.
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jan 2, 2009
well it is a satr seeing as im building this alone
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Pheroneous II Posted Jan 2, 2009
Right, Ferry it is Ma'am.
Vroom Vroom (That's not me getting excited, it's the car!)
[Large lady in small booth]
Who pays the ferryman?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jan 2, 2009
pah! motor cars
a train could carry 20 times as much twice as fast!
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Pheroneous II Posted Jan 2, 2009
You think so? Hmm...
Nope, it's intimacy I'm after here. Quiet conversations and hands on knees. You can't do that in a train.
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jan 2, 2009
thats why there are corridoor trains
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jan 2, 2009
*climbs on the foot plate of the train*
if you don't want to get on the train i won't bother stopping here
*the train slowly pulls out of the station
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jan 2, 2009
*rummages in 
*
*pulls out 2 Victorian
*
Will these do?
*wafts away smelly smoke with antique lace fan she also just found in her *
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jan 2, 2009
will these do what?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jan 2, 2009
oh!
*waves the train off*
would you mind moving to one side the 1:33 goods is due in a minuite
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Pheroneous II Posted Jan 2, 2009
*Waves at departing and arriving trains*
I thought that corridors were for meeting strangers on a train.
[To large lady in small booth]
I appreciate your comments, ma'am, but my companion is simply expressing her appreciation of your ready wit and good manners. These victorian pennies are worth a small fortune. But I understand your reluctance to accept such a donation to your pension fund and offer, instead, my maestro card.
(Leans across gB's jolly nice chest and lingers there longer than he should)
[To gB]
You see, I know how to conduct myself! (Tee Hee! Conduct... Maestro... ) Now where did I put my baton!
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jan 2, 2009
*a smartly dressed guard hops of the train and runs across the platform and says "oi which of you is Pheroneous II
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Pheroneous II Posted Jan 2, 2009
(Looks shifty, remembers incorrectly completed tax form with error of two pence in own favour)
That'll be my lady companion.
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- 21: Pheroneous II (Dec 24, 2008)
- 22: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Dec 24, 2008)
- 23: Pheroneous II (Dec 26, 2008)
- 24: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Jan 1, 2009)
- 25: Pheroneous II (Jan 2, 2009)
- 26: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Jan 2, 2009)
- 27: Pheroneous II (Jan 2, 2009)
- 28: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 2, 2009)
- 29: Pheroneous II (Jan 2, 2009)
- 30: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Jan 2, 2009)
- 31: Pheroneous II (Jan 2, 2009)
- 32: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Jan 2, 2009)
- 33: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Jan 2, 2009)
- 34: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 2, 2009)
- 35: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Jan 2, 2009)
- 36: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 2, 2009)
- 37: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Jan 2, 2009)
- 38: Pheroneous II (Jan 2, 2009)
- 39: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Jan 2, 2009)
- 40: Pheroneous II (Jan 2, 2009)
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