h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, no ?

No, not now but it was a very, very good night last night, took a fair bit of this morning to normalise myself

As long as you don't need collared ...

What do coloured do? still for me tonight

What about a ?

doesn't that contain milk just lots of ultra-strong black for me I'me afraid, how boaring?

Well then perhaps some espresso?

Oh yes thats the one, thank you very much::: Have you heard the distressing sarga of my continued lack of kettle in real life; its very sad

no. Do you wanna talk?

We can if you like, I shall begin at the beginning: Well, I am in student halls of ressidence, which is really nasty, not like where I was at my first University.
The kettle went wrong, broke, eight weeks ago, and they keep saying things like "it will be there soon", but they are obviously not telling truth I did have my own kettle, but it was converscated a few days after I moved in here in September/October gone... Now, in the next week or so I am having to move down two floors, I don't know why, but apparently this is normal... So, after waiting eight/nine weeks by the time I move to get a replacement kettle, I will end up getting one I can use and which works, only by moving from the sixth to the fourth floor, or what?

Really ...

It gets er::
I'me moving down to teh fourth floor from the sixth today; I did a bit of moving over teh weekend, and cleaned the room I am moving into which was really dusty now, by the end of today I will be livin on the fourth not the sixth floor; therefore, there is a working kettle on the fourth floor so I will have a working kettle, now, today, I have just found out, they are replacing the kettle that is broken on my floor; now, you can't tell me this is a coincidence; I am prety sure the warden person is doing this on purpose to Pi** me off Ironic; waiting 8 weeks or more for a replacement kettle, teh day they do replace it, is the day I move to a floor that had a working kettle al the time Oh, on the sixth floor the cealing in the shower room fell down whilst I was in it, about a month ago? something like a month I guess The fridge on teh sixth floor, where I am moving from is just about broken, and I think it has finally packed up I think it must be me, even machines break down in sympthy when I am about Oh, my laptop, this laptop I am using, the keyboard is pretty bust, and a week or so ago a key broke off completely luckly it was teh control key on the left, so its not soo bad....
Very warm here today I don't like the heat too much...
*drinks
*drinks again I better move some more stuff now; I have so much gunk it is amazing, have to move the guitars and amp and stereo soon, and all 300-400 CDs soon, but still have clothes to move might not be able to use the interenet for a few days it depends how quickly they activate the internet/ethernet socket thing on the fourth floor room, and transfer my MAC address (for my ethernet connection card thinggy) to that room hope they do it quickly
*drinks all this moving stuff down makes me might have lunch soon::
bye for now so, what were we doing here

I'm too, but that's another story...

Oh yes I am going for lunch now

Well then: Guten Appetit

I'm lost in my own conversation!

[someone in a long black cloak]

*walks in quietly, looks around*

*stands just inside the door... head down... listening*

[walks up to FH]

Welcome in! have a seat. i take it by now that youve' already read about the drink machine

*gets another and produces large tub containing s
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